Title: TURKEY DAY
Avistar 2 - November 22, 2006 03:14 AM (GMT)
1 more day until Alvin goes turkey shoot with his heli
His wife forces him to clean the bird and cook it on his grill
Alvin protest that he won't make stuffing and mushed poatoes
His Wife refuses to bake pies, Food fight between man and wife
begains at 12 noon at alvin's house hold.desert pie cramming in the mouth
folllows after food fight,wife demands mud wrestling in the kitchen
NFL football will be conceled due to lack of veawers
Alvin pays $1,000 to his flight buddies to him fight with the turkey. :hysterical:
Next mounth
Alvin vs Santa Claus
His wife forces him to clean the bird and cook it on his grill
Alvin protest that he won't make stuffing and mushed poatoes
His Wife refuses to bake pies, Food fight between man and wife
begains at 12 noon at alvin's house hold.desert pie cramming in the mouth
folllows after food fight,wife demands mud wrestling in the kitchen
NFL football will be conceled due to lack of veawers
Alvin pays $1,000 to his flight buddies to him fight with the turkey. :hysterical:
Next mounth
Alvin vs Santa Claus
alvinonline - November 22, 2006 05:31 AM (GMT)
Here are us fighting over who has to wash the pots and pans after all the Turkey Day cooking.
After the big fight, I might have to just go eat a burger.
And just for Avistar, here is a picture of my beautiful hottie wife.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
We are going to have a "Turducken".
After the big fight, I might have to just go eat a burger.
And just for Avistar, here is a picture of my beautiful hottie wife.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
We are going to have a "Turducken".
Avistar 2 - November 22, 2006 03:20 PM (GMT)
NEWS FLASH
Canberry sauce hits the ceiling fan!
Cranberry abuse was notice when Alvin was refineing it for fuel for his heli
the smell of cranberry exgust gave every model poit the hang over
thanksgiving will never be the same again, his wife rings the the turkey's neck
of thinking it was her husband, turkey gravey was spilled all over the floor
the house was in a mess, the fight continues!
Canberry sauce hits the ceiling fan!
Cranberry abuse was notice when Alvin was refineing it for fuel for his heli
the smell of cranberry exgust gave every model poit the hang over
thanksgiving will never be the same again, his wife rings the the turkey's neck
of thinking it was her husband, turkey gravey was spilled all over the floor
the house was in a mess, the fight continues!
Osirus711 - November 22, 2006 05:50 PM (GMT)
Ummmmm.....Yeah. :blink: That sounds good Peter.
Avistar 2 - November 22, 2006 08:38 PM (GMT)
At 12:00 noon thanksgiving time
Alvin's heli was taken and lock up by his own wife
she declares that he wasn't paying her enough attention
and further states that after each meals Alvin goes out and fly his dam heli,
Alvin said she does at times to get attention,
Pumpkin was flown at him and had whip cream on top his head.
in return Alvin takes the hot apple pie and trys to throw it
but fails to throw, at 2:00 the guys come to door offering to ask him to atttent the free fly, he than try to break the lock open to get his heli.
At 5:00 pm Alvin trys to sneek out for cold beer, but due his doctors orders
his wife replace the cold beer with cold cranberry juices.
Alvin feeling down crys out for cold beer, ...
Alvin's heli was taken and lock up by his own wife
she declares that he wasn't paying her enough attention
and further states that after each meals Alvin goes out and fly his dam heli,
Alvin said she does at times to get attention,
Pumpkin was flown at him and had whip cream on top his head.
in return Alvin takes the hot apple pie and trys to throw it
but fails to throw, at 2:00 the guys come to door offering to ask him to atttent the free fly, he than try to break the lock open to get his heli.
At 5:00 pm Alvin trys to sneek out for cold beer, but due his doctors orders
his wife replace the cold beer with cold cranberry juices.
Alvin feeling down crys out for cold beer, ...
alvinonline - November 23, 2006 03:23 AM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Avistar 2 - November 23, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
The WISH BONE MAGIC
Alvin was fighting over the wishbone
His says NO IT"S MINE I have wish to more sexyer for you honey,
but alvine shouted out NO YOUR SEXYER ENOUGH ! I need this to help me
fly better, But she You don't need to fly better and anyway your fly is open
Alvin replies back,YA you wish, now let me have the wishbone
This has been going on all thanksgiving night his flight buddies were screaming them, saying SHUTUP AND MAKE UP TO HER DAM IT!
but the kept on fight over it.
Alvin was fighting over the wishbone
His says NO IT"S MINE I have wish to more sexyer for you honey,
but alvine shouted out NO YOUR SEXYER ENOUGH ! I need this to help me
fly better, But she You don't need to fly better and anyway your fly is open
Alvin replies back,YA you wish, now let me have the wishbone
This has been going on all thanksgiving night his flight buddies were screaming them, saying SHUTUP AND MAKE UP TO HER DAM IT!
but the kept on fight over it.
alvinonline - November 24, 2006 12:02 AM (GMT)
I can't believe that I ate the whole thing.
Mustangman - November 24, 2006 12:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (alvinonline @ Nov 23 2006, 07:02 PM) |
| I can't believe that I ate the whole thing. |
I'm still eating....... :sick: :sick: :sick:
Avistar 2 - November 24, 2006 01:48 AM (GMT)
OH GOOD GRIEF ...
7:00 pm Alvin goes to the hospital for a stomach pump
will his drives him to the emergency room alvin whale in pain
Alvin> :o AGHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'm going to pulk!
His ask him> dear what the hades did you eat 5hours ago?
Alvin in pure pain> The dark turkey dear.
His in shock> :yickes: You jerk that was last year turkey from last yeare's thanksgiving! no wonder your so sick!
Alvin > :sick: :crying: Awaaaa It's coming! it's coming!
His wife freaks> Not in my new car your mot!
Alvin> :crying: Uhmp! Pull over dam it! Pull over!
She pulls off the road, Alvin runs out into bushes
His wife asked, dear are you...........
Alvin pulking>bluuuuuummmmmmph! blaaagghhhhh!
7:00 pm Alvin goes to the hospital for a stomach pump
will his drives him to the emergency room alvin whale in pain
Alvin> :o AGHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'm going to pulk!
His ask him> dear what the hades did you eat 5hours ago?
Alvin in pure pain> The dark turkey dear.
His in shock> :yickes: You jerk that was last year turkey from last yeare's thanksgiving! no wonder your so sick!
Alvin > :sick: :crying: Awaaaa It's coming! it's coming!
His wife freaks> Not in my new car your mot!
Alvin> :crying: Uhmp! Pull over dam it! Pull over!
She pulls off the road, Alvin runs out into bushes
His wife asked, dear are you...........
Alvin pulking>bluuuuuummmmmmph! blaaagghhhhh!
alvinonline - November 25, 2006 03:59 AM (GMT)
*Alvin wakes up*
It has all been a bad dream.
Beautiful sun shiney day and stomach not hurting at all.
*Alvin looks in the frig*
Turkey and fixings have hardly been touched.
Alvin's sexie wife says "You better finish all that food that I slaved over or I am throwing it out come Monday."
What a dilemma, all that food left to eat and no appetite after dreaming about all that over indulgence.
*Alvin has brilliant idea*
Invite Mom-In-Law over for dinner.
Scores two points.
One for being nice to the old hag and she can surely finish the food off between her and that mean little lap dog of hers. Another point for getting the frig all cleaned out for the sexie wife.
*End of story*
Alvin is a hero and the food is all gone.
Killed two turkeys with one phone call.
A Happy Ending. :fullmoon: :biggrin:
It has all been a bad dream.
Beautiful sun shiney day and stomach not hurting at all.
*Alvin looks in the frig*
Turkey and fixings have hardly been touched.
Alvin's sexie wife says "You better finish all that food that I slaved over or I am throwing it out come Monday."
What a dilemma, all that food left to eat and no appetite after dreaming about all that over indulgence.
*Alvin has brilliant idea*
Invite Mom-In-Law over for dinner.
Scores two points.
One for being nice to the old hag and she can surely finish the food off between her and that mean little lap dog of hers. Another point for getting the frig all cleaned out for the sexie wife.
*End of story*
Alvin is a hero and the food is all gone.
Killed two turkeys with one phone call.
A Happy Ending. :fullmoon: :biggrin: