Title: A Lesson Learned
CocoTapioka - August 17, 2005 12:04 AM (GMT)
Hetairai - August 17, 2005 12:10 AM (GMT)
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She began to cry loudly, and obnoxiously. He screwed his eyes shut. “Fox!!!” she wailed. “We had sex on the roof – and in my car too! And in the trees – and that movie theater down the street…! Doesn’t that count for something?!?! ANYTHING?!?!?”
He glared at her sourly. “YES! It does!!! I’m on antibiotics for a syphilis infection!!!”
She froze. “Are you serious!”
He gaped. “YES, I’m serious!!!
Her hand flew to her chest. “Syphilis…how would I get that?!”
He scowled at her. “I don’t know. It’s your vagina.” Her eyes widened. “Maybe Miguel left you a nasty little present.” He glared at her. “I’ve had enough. Go, Kay.” |
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OMG! I'm dying here!
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| “FOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!” she shrieked. She began pulling on her hair. “LOOK AT ME!! I HAVE A HAIRCUT!! AND HIGHLIGHTS!!” She began to cry desperately. “I’m gorgeous!!!! Come back! PLEASE!!? FOX!!” |
OK my ears HURT at reading this!
Haha, I'm so glad I prodded you to do this! My throat hurts!
Shelly - August 17, 2005 01:34 AM (GMT)
whitbrookfan4life - August 17, 2005 09:27 PM (GMT)
3 words: IN THE TREES!! wow. you really wrote that.
this shat is HIGHlarious tara. im glad everyone yelled at me to come read this last night. it was worth it. this...is the realness.
CocoTapioka - September 17, 2005 08:15 PM (GMT)
Hetairai - September 17, 2005 08:29 PM (GMT)
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| I have a serious dillemon. (See my big word?? |
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| Do you know how hard it is to pick outfits now that you’re not here anymore to help?! I’ve been wearing that sweatsuit again, and Valerie says it’s starting to smell funny. Whatever. I can’t fit a washer in here anyway. |
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| Fox came around today. Told me not to feed Miles with coffee creamer. He needs to mind his own business, but he has this crazy idea that Miles is his. He is D-U-M-M! |
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| “STOP WHITNEY!! PLEASE!! I’LL CUT MY HAIR! I’LL WASH MY SUIT!! I’D RIDE IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU, BABY!” |
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Tara! This is HIGHlarity! My throat hurts! Yay for the update!
whitbrookfan4life - September 19, 2005 05:53 PM (GMT)
bwwwaaaaaaahahahahahaaahhaha!!!!! tara. funny. FU-NNY!
i think you managed to include every stupid reference to him from the show possible. and i love it.
you have GOT to keep this going. it's an interesting mix of ridic comedy and seriousness, bc miles is indeed in a living hell.
i feel a whit/val battle coming on...is that who's watching miles at the studio?