From TT Ch. 21 features in Virtual Harmony in Sheridan's living room at NBC
Those Damn Cranes!
The Crane family has had a long history of not only being powerful and rich, but ruthless and evil. Here we rate the current crop of Cranes on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being strangely angelic, 10 being… well, Alistair).
Julian Crane
Julian used to be a boozing womanizer and spineless flunky for his father. Then he redeemed himself and tried to undo all his wrongs and make the Crane name something to be proud of. But now Julian's back to his ends justifies the means persona. He's bitter, nasty and vengeful. He even punched stroke victim, TC! However, we suspect there's still some heart in the guy. After all, he did apologize to TC... Crane score: 6.5.
Sheridan Crane Boothe
Sheridan used to be the exception to the Crane rule, but her hurt and jealousy over Luis and Fancy's burgeoning relationship has recently caused her to pull some underhanded stunts. She sent a scandalous picture of Luis and Fancy to a tabloid, and she's manipulating situations to keep them apart. So far Sheridan's pranks have been more or less harmless, but we have a feeling her inner Crane is just getting warmed up. Crane score: 4.
Chad Harris Crane
Chad didn’t learn he was a Crane until a few years ago, but he quickly picked up how to cheat like a typical male Crane! Even though he's engaged to Whitney, Chad has been sneaking off to a seedy motel to meet with a mysterious lover. Though Chad claims to love Whitney, he still can't stop himself from partaking in this extracurricular activity. However, Chad is otherwise a pretty good guy, so we'll keep this Crane score at: 3.
Fox Crane
Fox has always been a little mischievous, but he's proving to be a real chip off the old block now that Miguel is threatening his relationship with Kay. Realizing his fiance was about to dump him, Fox pretended he was dying to keep Kay by his side. His plot got even more dastardly when he hired imposters to pose as Miguel and Charity, and arranged for Kay to see them making love. Just how far will Fox go not to lose Kay? We're almost afraid to find out. Crane score: 7.5.
Fancy Crane
When we first met Fancy, she was spoiled, petulant and arrogant. However, over the past couple of years, she has matured, becoming a much more thoughtful and caring human being. She even signed up to become a cop! Girlfriend gets a Crane score of: 2.
LMAO. Let's disect this shall we. chud gets a 3, because other than the fact that he's abusive and whoring it up, he's a "good guy" who loves Whitney. Meanwhile, you have Fox, who's a snake in the grass because Kay cast at LEAST three spells on him to get him to love her forever, and now that he does, she doesn't want him. And, AND, let's just point out how they make NO mention of Fox when he was with Whitney and GAVE HER UP because he thought she'd be happier without him. I may think Fox is an idiot right now, but I know what I've seen since the day he came to town, and it doesn't warrant a 7.5. I think chud and Fox need to switch ratings.
I agree about Chump he should at least get a 8. Him lower than his sister Sheridan is RIDICULOUS. As for that fuckin piece of shit Fox 7.5 is too good for him and from what I hear he will reach far worst than that. Even though I think KaySkank deserves whatever she gets.
3 huh? I bet he walks on water and turns water into wine too.
I'm laughing at the fact that Fox got a higher Crane score than Julian.
And Chad's score is also a joke. He has more vile Alistair behavior than any of them, or he tries to be.