Title: Chrystee Pharris in GoFugYourself
Hetairai - October 26, 2006 10:33 PM (GMT)
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| Chrystee Pharris used to be on Passions. And although at times Passions is the best show on television bar none, we can understand how being on a soap featuring the floating head of Adrian Zmed in a tri-corner hat, a living doll, a monkey-nanny named Precious, the huge unrequited crush of Precious on Luis The Hot Cop (Precious has good taste) that featured numerous fantasy sequences -- including a Dynasty-themed one -- in which Luis and Precious are thwarting their oppressors in order to be together while drinking banana smoothies, tittering faux-clowns who kidnap a pregnant woman and throw her in a basement hole and then taunt her, and mystical talking candles that warn people to remember The Shed (actual, horrified response: "I could NEVER forget THE SHED") could addle your brain and cloud your judgment. I would mention the mermaid and the Da Vinci Code knockoff story that featured an army of angry lesbians, but that was after Pharris left. At any rate, though, given all that unusual experience, we should probably look upon the following outfit/contraption with understanding. Well... probably.  But the thing is, I cannot understand. I can't even wrap my brain around it. What... is it, exactly? How is that not the world's most annoying item to have on one's body? Does she have it rigged to rise and fall like a window shade? Is she a string fetishist? Is she selling three different price-levels of ad space? Is she in costume as Pokeahotass: Street-Walking Princess Of The Night? Or has playing the daughter of a rageaholic former tennis pro -- whose life was ruined when he got hit by a car that ended his tennis career and caused his father to die of heartbreak, and who as a result has kept the aforementioned Car of Doom locked in a shed to foster his obsession with the man he thought hit him, leading to him snapping at his daughters, "I thought I told you NEVER TO ASK ME ABOUT THE SHEEEEEED!! I don't TALK about the SHED" -- actually, really, truly tuned her a tad deranged? I'm practically speechless here. I feel so cold, suddenly. Lost. Confused. Somebody please hold me. And get that girl some scissors. I think there might be some in the shed. |
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Whitney7 - October 26, 2006 10:43 PM (GMT)
LOL. That dress. Yikes. Chrystee looks good as always though.
whitbrookfan4life - October 27, 2006 11:30 AM (GMT)
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| Does she have it rigged to rise and fall like a window shade? Is she a string fetishist? Is she selling three different price-levels of ad space? Is she in costume as Pokeahotass: Street-Walking Princess Of The Night? Or has playing the daughter of a rageaholic former tennis pro -- whose life was ruined when he got hit by a car that ended his tennis career and caused his father to die of heartbreak, and who as a result has kept the aforementioned Car of Doom locked in a shed to foster his obsession with the man he thought hit him, leading to him snapping at his daughters, "I thought I told you NEVER TO ASK ME ABOUT THE SHEEEEEED!! I don't TALK about the SHED" -- actually, really, truly tuned her a tad deranged? |
aHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! HA!
omg. Pokeahotass.
chrystee. boo. come on. what's going on?
i think her hair is cute though.
but who can really find it to notice it amidst all that...yeah.
omg. Pokeahotass.
chrystee. boo. come on. what's going on?
i think her hair is cute though.
but who can really find it to notice it amidst all that...yeah.
Zoe Saldana - October 27, 2006 05:02 PM (GMT)
see the outfit woulda been hot if she kept that skirt short and sweet. skankin it up. holla.
i like the top, the string dangling like snot coulda been cut tho, but i guess it goes with the whole look...
smh chrystee next time imma make u come shoppin wit me.
i like the top, the string dangling like snot coulda been cut tho, but i guess it goes with the whole look...
smh chrystee next time imma make u come shoppin wit me.
whitbrookfan4life - October 28, 2006 12:21 AM (GMT)
you're really justifying this travesty?
so out of character. you must have been in your happy place when you posted.
so out of character. you must have been in your happy place when you posted.
rikyrah - October 28, 2006 09:35 PM (GMT)
If she paid $2 for that, she overpaid. :lol:
ImMadAsHell - October 29, 2006 02:00 AM (GMT)
I like it. it's different.
Zoe Saldana - October 29, 2006 02:08 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitbrookfan4life @ Oct 27 2006, 08:21 PM) |
| you're really justifying this travesty? so out of character. you must have been in your happy place when you posted. |
lmao! how did you know!?!? i think i was eatin' haagen daaz.
hey hey hey i didn't justify i said it could be cute if tweaked immensely
Mabel Madea Simmons - October 29, 2006 02:45 AM (GMT)
Ummm.... ::: tries to focus on her head ::: Her hair looks nice....
whitbrookfan4life - October 29, 2006 03:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Zoe Saldana @ Oct 28 2006, 10:08 PM) | ||
lmao! how did you know!?!? i think i was eatin' haagen daaz. |
knew it had to be something.
forfoxandwhitney - November 5, 2006 06:24 PM (GMT)
I'm like Mo, I don't think it's that bad BUT, it would have been better if she just kept the short skirt. Not that I have the body to where it but if it had a the short skirt and I had thad body, I would where it. But her hair is FABULOUS. She looks gorgeous and really happy too.
whitbrookfan4life - November 6, 2006 02:12 AM (GMT)
i do really like that cut on her.