I swear, that chick (who was only 13 years old) pulled off the WORST Milli Vanilli imitation this side of Randy Savage. I couldn't help but fall down laughing at how pathetic it was. She was off with the music by a good 5 or 6 seconds, and the camera ended up panning the crowd for the last 5 hours (or it seemed like it). Just so funny... :lol:

So...Ashlee Simpson sang "God Bless America"?!

I missed it. Was in the kitchen making pudding (spare me the filthy jokes). I thought I saw that dude with the glasses and EARS singing it , though. Last week's black dude with the basoon voice was pretty funny. Sounded like "Droopy Sings!"

By the way...is there an OFFICIAL limit to how many verses this tune has?! From what I gather, it has basically three verses, and you can use them in any order and/or sing them as many times as you like.

I think there's three, but no one but that fat guy last night cares to sing more than the traditional one. I hope tonight we get someone really crappy...is Vanilla Ice still alive from all the drugs he's injected into his body?

Now this is weird... note the date of my first post: October 20. Today, I find out that Ashlee Simpson actually DID lip-synch something--on Saturday Night Live on October 23rd. Whoa, I have powers! I rule.

Does this mean that on October 29th Selma Hayek will be showing up on my porch?