Paintsville, KY is being overrun by senior citizens with disability scooters.
http://www.wftv.com/news/3745336/detail.html
Too bad I don't live there... I'd go Vice City on everyone with a golf club, then make sure to set some golf courses on fire while I'm at it. Golf is a waste of land that can be used for much more important things than playing with balls and a long shaft trying to get it into 18 holes with as few strokes as possible.