Really, they should have made this a comedy. Two bad actors, one with enormous fucking eyebrows and the other who takes himself way too seriously. Add shitty plot, shitty characters, horrible lighting, bad grainy film quality, dialogue so incomprehensible that it needed subtitles, then let the whole thing stagnate for 140 minutes-- and you've got Miami Vice. Easily the worst movie I've seen all year.

Plus, not ONE fucking airboat. That's unforgiveable. Make a movie called "Miami Vice" and not have ONE scene with an airboat. Not even parked at a dock in the background.

Six beer movie. Avoid at all costs.