ok, this is hilarious...

Twelve Days of Christmas...

for those of you with dial-up and such (gypsy, this is mostly for you! lol)..here are the lyrics for ya!

The 12 Days of Phantom

On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
A mask

On the second day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
2 Christines
And a mask

On the third day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
3 pretty harmonies
2 leading ladies
And the scary porcelein mask lalalalala

On the fourth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues
And the sweaty porcelein mask I have to wear

On the fifth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
"You do Saturday matinee." "No no I'll do Wednesday and Thursday."
And the sweaty piece of porcelein on my face

On the sixth day of Christmas the Phantom gave me
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines (and an understudy)
And this rubbery lip thing I have to wear also

On the seventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues
"I think I'm a pretty good-looking guy now I wear a pizza on my face."

On the eighth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
8 tone-deaf dances
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's AAAAAH SQUAWK
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines (and an understudy)
"You guys have to kiss the rubby lip thing." "Yeah we know."

On the ninth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
9 cameras flashing
8 tone-deaf dancers "We're not all tone-deaf." "That's right darling."
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's "Naturally she's supposed to sing an E." "Hey!"
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines "And there's only one Raoul."
And this spilling great mask I have to wear

On the tenth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
10000 rehearsals
9 beepers beeping
Lalalalalala
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high D's... OY!
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
"Hey we sing the E!" "Yeah sure you do."
And no one even gets to see my hair

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
11 pyrotechnics
10000 puddings
9 cellphones ringing
8 on-pitch dancers
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces *sob*
5 high D's AAAAAH! "Amateurs."
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 ingenues "3."
And the sweaty piece of porcelein on my face

On the twelth day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me
12 YEARS in Phantom (Madame Giry)
11 pyrotechnics
10000 cast changes
9 cameras flashing
8 diva dancers "Cheeky monkeys."
7 candlelabras
666 a chandelier in pieces
5 high E's *low E by Don Attilo*
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
A whole bunch of Christines
And the sweaty piece of porcelein on his face
"You know, it's not going to be perfect with this many people."

*lmao*

OKAY GIRLS I KNOW WE CAN DO BETTER WITH THIS!!
You all really pooped out on THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS and left me to write it all on my own (have to finish it up soon!)
But don't tell me you can't do THIS one!!!
JUMP IN HERE!!!! *kilt*

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE PHANTOM GAVE TO ME,
One scroll of Music

ON THE SECOND DAY OF MUSIC THE PHANTOM GAVE TO ME

(Your turn-----who's gonna be brave???---How hard could it be????)

2 blood red roses
and one scroll of beautiful music!.....

ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE PHANTOM GAVE TO ME:

next!

On the 3rd day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me---


2 CANDLES STICK AND 1 TASTEFUL SWORD! LOL!!

NEXT!

Cool but don't talk about me like that. kk I'm the Phantom here so lalala and Christine is mine.

ok, mr. phantom, sir---whatever you say! *LOL*

ok, who's going next????? :um:

kk sorry from me too

On the Fourth Day Of Christmas the Phantom gave to me:

4 Songs sung from a Mirror

3 gifts--2 candlesticks and 1 sword

2 blood red roses

1 Scroll of music

On the first day of Christmas the Phantom gave to me:

A play writen by him.

HEY THIS GOT FORGOTTEN---LETS FINISH IT UP GIRLS!

ON THE 6TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:
1 SCROLL OF MUSIC
2 BLOOD RED ROSES
3 GIFTS-2 CANDLESTICKS AND 1 SWORD
4 SONGS SUNG FROM A MIRROR
5 PLAYs WRITTEN BY HIM
AND
A BIG GOLD BED IN THE SHAPE OF A PEACOCK!!!!!!!!!

ON THE 7TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:


take it away girls---------------------!

7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A crystal necklace made from the big Chandilier

8th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Key to come to the lower levels and visit

9th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A dart board with Raouls photo on it

10th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A ride on a gondola

11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A ride on the peacock bed

12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A ring he had bought for Christine but changed his mind!

*hp* *9*

BRAVO! *happy*

awww...so sorry we forgot about this!!!!

great job filling the rest in, gypsy! *lmao*

I kept putting it up-----and it kept getting ignored!!!!
Sorta like the Night Before Christmas thingie!

Well I won't be starting any more of these, as they are bust bust boring bust, everyone hates them, thingies!!!! *smash*