Thanks to recent discussion in the TNA Folder, in a topic created by D.A.V.E. The topic at hand is about the new NWA-TNA Action Figures, which, to sum it up quickly, look like shit except for a 1 or 2 of them. Raven Russo, Droz James, and Hollywood Nash Jarrett stand out as the worst.

Anyway, after going through memory lane in a discussion with TheManErnieRowe, I have decided to become an even BIGGER LOSER (if thats even possible), by posting the results of my action figure federation that I have worked on part time for years. It's almost the 10th year of stuff, so it's going to take some time to post all of this. For now, I'm just going to post the past results, then start angle discussion for the recent stuff.

However, some of the early results are missing, including the first half year of shows, so I'll just get over with the title reigns.

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World Championship:
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts won a 15-Man Royal Rumble Match to become the first Champion
- The Ultimate Warrior def. Jake Roberts for the Title at Wrestlemania I.
- Sid Vicious def. The Ultimate Warrior for the title at the 1st King of the Ring.

United States Championship:
Dirtbag has been champion the whole time, beating Andre The Giant on an epsiode of Saturday Night's Main Event.

Television Championship:
The title first debuted in May, when Sting def. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka on an episode of Monday Night Raw. He's been champion since then.

Tag Team Championship:
Honestly can't remember history, but so far Rhythm & Blues (Honkytonk Man & Casey Jones) are the Champions.

YEAR #1 Roster:
- (WWF/WCW Wrestlers)
Hulk Hogan
The Ultimate Warrior
Sting
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Sid Vicious
Big Boss Man
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Honkytonk Man
Demolition Smash
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
Andre The Giant
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Akeem
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
"Ravishing" Rick Rude
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Barry Windham
Hillbilly Jim (Thumb)
Big John Studd (Thumb)
- (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Dirtbag
Rahzar
Casey Jones
General Traag
Wingnut
- (Misc. Figures)
Dumptruck (Tale Spin)

Gradually, I started using more and more of the TMNT guys, while some become too broken to continue using, as were some of the WWF/WCW ones. Also later on, some new WWF ones appear as well. For now, it was a small roster with very few "cards".

Right now, I'm still reorganizing the papers (quite a lot), so I'll post them later until I get caught up to the present. (the last results are Summerslam IX and In Your House: Canadian Stampede... don't ask the reason).

::marks out::

If I stumble onto results from my old WM2000 game world, I'll post those too (the one where I make Godfather a main eventer).

This is very amusing to read (and nostalgic, I remember/had a lot of those TMNT figures).

The GODFATHER?!?

[TITLE CHANGES: Randy Savage def. Dirtbag for the United States Championship on the November Saturday Night's Main Event. Andre The Giant def. Sting for the Television Championship on the same episode of SNME]

Don't tell me you forgot about that conversation ;) Your reaction then was about the same as now.

Oh yeah... I think I admitted Gangrel was my World Champion once... or five times. If not, then you found out now.

:lol: Either way, it's all good. I treated Gangrel very nicely in my game too. He never won a World title (or I don't think he did, I'll have to search for the notebook) but I know he appeared in a pay-per-view main event or two.

Backstage politics are holding Groundchuck down :P

It's all based on luck... I have a system of deciding results that I will not reveal... (has Hogan win) Champion for an entire year! YAY!

[NOTE: Randy Savage forfeits the Intercontinental Championship due to Injury)

Too... much... typing... up... (hands f

It's going to take forever to list everything, so I'll just type up the title histories...

World Championship:
1. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (won 15-Man Royal Rumble @ Rumble)
2. The Ultimate Warrior (Wrestlemania)
3. Sid Vicious (King of the Ring)
4. Hulk Hogan (Rumble II)
5. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (SSlam III)
6. Dumptruck (Challenge #7)
7. Sid Vicious (2) (WM IV)
8. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (World Tour; Italy)
9. The Ultimate Warrior (2) (GAB II)
10. Hulk Hogan (2) (SSlam IV)
11. The Giant (Fall Brawl)
12. Hulk Hogan (3) (SSeries IV)
13. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (2) (World Tour 2; Germany)
14. Hulk Hogan (4) (WM VI)
15. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (3) (HHavoc V)
16. Sting (Starrcade VI)
17. Mufasa (Superbrawl III)
18. "Chainsaw" Jim Duggan (Superbrawl III)
19. Hulk Hogan (5) (WM VII)
20. Sting (2) (KOTR VII)
21. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (SSlam VII)
22. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (FBrawl IV)
23. The Android (SSeries VII)
24. Big Van Vader (RR VIII)
25. Hulk Hogan (6) (WM VIII)
26. The Black Scorpion (Sting) (COTC X)
27. Hulk Hogan (7) (HHavoc VI)
28. The Terror (SSeries VIII)
29. Hulk Hogan (8) (COTC XI)
30. "Poisonous Scorpion" Sting (3) (Starrcade VIII)
31. Hulk Hogan (9) (WM IX)
32. Big Van Vader (2) (KOTR IX)
33. Shawn Michaels (IYH 8)
34. "Macho King" Randy Savage (4) (SSlam IX)

Intercontinental Championship:
1. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (def. Big Boss Man; SSlam I)
VACANT
2. Sid Vicious (def. Sting; WM II)
3. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (SSlam II)
VACANT
4. Dumptruck (def. Ric Flair) (WM III)
5. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (2) (Challenge #2)
6. Akeem (SSlam III)
7. Big Boss Man (World Tour; China)
8. Akeem (2) (GAB II)
9. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (SSlam IV)
10. Sid Vicious (2) (WM V)
11. "Ravishing" Rick Rude (World Tour; Germany)
12. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (SSlam V)
13. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (Starrcade V)
14. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (2) (RR VI)
15. Bebop (AAW #5)
16. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (3) (Mania Special #3)
VACANT
17. Andre The Giant (def. Sid Vicious) (SSlam VI)
VACANT
18. The Giant (def. Jim Duggan) (Steel Challenge)
19. The Ghost of Triceraton (WM VII)
VACANT
20. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (def. Big Boss Man) (FBrawl IV)
21. The Ultimate Warrior (Action Zone #4)
22. Shawn Michaels (GAB V)
23. Big Van Vader (IYH V: Grzzlie Country)
24. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (2) (WM IX)
25. Dirtbag (SSlam IX)

World Tag Team Championship:
1. Rhythm & Blues (The Honkytonk Man & Casey Jones) (Wrestlemania)
2. The Lumbermen (Jim Duggan & Barry Windham) (SSlam I)
3. Demolition Smash & "Ravishing" Rick Rude (KOTR II)
4. The Behemoths (Bebop & Akeem) (SSlam II)
5. The Canadian Maniacs (Dino Bravo & General Traag) (Challenge #6)
6. Demolition Crew (Demolition Smash & Dumptruck) (Challenge #7)
7. The Punishers (Groundchuck & Dirtbag) (WM IV)
8. The Behemoths (2) (SSlam IV)
9. The Giant & Man Stomper (Starrcade IV)
10. The Punishers (2) (RR V)
11. The X-Warriors (Superstars #17)
12. The Punishers (3) (WM V)
VACANT
13. The Horsemen (Sid Vicious & Barry Windham) (def. Donatello & Groundchuck) (SSlam V)
14. The Twin Towers (Akeem & Boss Man) (Starrcade V)
15. The Dynamic Duo (Rick Savage & Casey Jones) (Spring Stampede)
16. The Eyes of the Tigers (Scar & Mufasa) (HHavoc V)
17. The Foreign Fanatics (Jim Duggan & Ultimate Warrior (Starrcade VI)
18. The Eyes Of The Tigers (2) (WM VII)
19. Driving Force (Ric Flair & Roddy Piper) (KOTR VII)
20. Quicksilver (Donatello & Metalhead) (BATB)
21. The Foot Clan (Rocksteady & Super Shredder)
22. The Macho Clan (Randy & Rick Savage) (TiT III)
23. The Bladerunners (Sid Vicious & Demolition Smash) (SB IV)
24. The Head Shrinkers (Samu & Fatu) (GAB V)
25. The Mega Bucks (Ted Dibiase & Andre The Giant) (FBrawl V)
26. The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) (IYH 4)
27. The Behemoths (3) (SSeries VIII)
28. The Bladerunners (2) (Starrcade VIII)
29. The Rockers (2) (WM IX)
30. The Bladerunners (3) (KOTR IX)
31. The Foot Soldier & Rock Steady (SSlam IX)

United States Championship:
1. Dirtbag (def. Andre The Giant; SNME #1)
2. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (SNME #3)
3. Akeem (Starrcade I)
4. Andre The Giant (KOTR II)
5. Tyro (Starrcade II)
6. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (RR III)
7. Wyrm (World Tour; Russia)
8. Dumptruck (GAB II)
9. Demolition Smash (RR V)
10. Shark Attack (Superbrawl)
11. Sting (Superstars #19)
12. Akeem (2) (Tuesday in Texas)
13. Sid Vicious (AAW #3)
14. Wingnut (AAW #?)
15. Sid Vicious (2) (SSlam VI)
16. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (Mania #15)
17. Dumptruck (2) (KOTR VII)
18. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (SSlam VII)
19. Bebop (TiT III)
20. Big Van Vader (Starrcade VII)
21. Demolition Smash (Action Zone #5)
22. Giant Gonzalez (GAB V)
23. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (SSlam VIII)
24. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (IYH 4)
25. Giant Gonzalez (2) (COTC X)
26. Barry Windham (IYH: Girzzlie Country)
27. Razor Ramon (WM IX)

Television Championship:
1.Sting (def. Jimmy Snuka; MNR #1)
2. Andre The Giant (SNME #3)
3. "Ravishing" Rick Rude (SNME #7)
4. Tyro (WM III)
5. The Honkytonk Man (Challenge #1)
6. "Ravishing" Rick Rude (2) (HHavoc III)
7. The Ultimate Warrior (WM V)
8. Bebop (World Tour; Australlia)
9. Slash (RR VI)
10. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (M2WM)
11. "The Rocket" Rick Savage (WM VI)
12. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (2) (SSlam VI)
13. Man Stomper (TiT 2)
VACANT
14. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (def. Hulk Hogan) (AAW #14)
VACANT
15. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (3) (def. Ric Flair) (SSlam VII)
16. Metalic Soldier (Action Zone #3)
17. Razor Ramon (IYH 3)
18. Marty Jannetty (FBrawl V)
19. Headshrinker Fatu (IYH V: Grizzlie Country)
20. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (Starrcade VIII)
21. The Honkytonk Man (2) (RR IX)
22. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (2) (WM IX)
23. The Honkytonk Man (3) (KOTR IX)
24. Super Shredder (SSlam Spec.)
25. Kane (SSlam IX)

Lightweight Championship:
1. Michaelangelo (def. Space Usagi) (Challenge #4)
VACANT
2. Raphael (def. Randy Savage) (Fall Brawl)
3. Leonardo (World Tour; Australlia)
4. Metalhead (SSlam Spec. IV)
5. Donatello (COTC #1)
6. Metalhead (2) (AAW #4)
7. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (Spring Stampede)
VACANT
8. "Ravishing" Rick Rude (def. Sting) (SSlam VI)
9. Donatello (2) (FBrawl IV)
10. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (SNSlam)
11. Leonardo (SBrawl IV)
DEFUNCT
12. Space Usagi (def. Leonardo) (IYH 8)
13. Shark Attack (SSlam IX)

AWF Heavyweight Championship
1. The Butcher (Butch Williams) (def/ Brutus Beefcake) (AWF Premiere)
2. Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake (SSlam IX)
3. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (IYH: Canadian Stampede)

DEFUNCT TITLES:

Texas Tornado Tag Team Champinship:
1. The Behemoths (Bebop & Akeem) (def. Smash & Flair) (SNME #10)
2. Demolition Crew (Dumptruck & Demolition Smash) (GAB)
3. The Behemoths (2) (WM IV)

Inhuman Championship:
1. Wolface (def. Tyro) (Challenge #1)
2. Bebop (SSlam III)

Six-Man Tag Team Championship:
The Lumbermen (Jim Duggan & Barry Windham) & Jimmy Snuka (Starrcade I)

Eight-Man Tag Team Championship:
The Behemoths (Akeem & Bebop), Jimmy Snuka, Wyrm (Starrcade IV)
Tyro, Shark Attack, Jake Roberts, Michaelangelo (Pre-Rumble III)
Jim Duggan, Sting, Wyrm, Hillbilly Jim (SSlam V)

WWF Fall Brawl History:

- WWF Fall Brawl (0004):

- WarGames Match:
The Ultimate Warrior, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Hulk Hogan, Bebop def. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Groundchuck, Dirtbag, The Giant
ENTRY ORDER:
1 - Bebop & The Giant, 2 - Groundchuck, 3 - Ultimate Warrior, 4 - Randy Savage, 5 - Hulk Hogan, 6 - Dirtbag, 7 - Jim Duggan

- WWF-World Championship Match:
The Giant def. Hulk Hogan © to become the 11th World Champion

- WWF-United States Championship Match:
Dumptruck © pinned The Terror to retain the Title

- WWF-Lightweight Championship Match: (VACANT)
Rapahel pinned "Macho Man" Randy Savage to become the 2nd LW Champion

- WWF-Tag Team Championship Match:
The Behemoths (Bebop & Akeem) © def. The Honkytonk Man & Dino Bravo to retain the Titles.

- Sid Vicious pinned Hillbilly Jim

- Sting pinned "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka

- Jake "The Snake" Roberts pinned Rahzar






WWF Fall Brawl II:

- WarGames Match:
Sting, Bebop, Wyrm, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan def. Groundchuck, Dirtbag, General Traag, Leonardo
ENTRY ORDER: 1 - Bebop & Dirtbag, 2 - Leonardo, 3 - Jim Duggan, 4 - General Traag, 5 - Sting, 6 - Groundchuck, 7 - Wyrm

- WWF-World Championship Match:
"Macho King" Randy Savage © pinned Sid Vicious

- WWF-Intercontinental Championship Match:
"Macho King" Randy Savage © pinned Jake "The Snake" Roberts

- WWF-Tag Team Championship Match:
The Horsemen (Sid Vicious & Dino Bravo) © def. The Twin Towers (Bebp & Akeem)

- WWF-Lightweight Championship Match:
Metalhead © pinned Ric Flair

- WWF-Television Championship Match:
Bebop © pinned "Ravishing" Rick Rude

- Raphael pinned Leonardo

- Control & Mechanism def. The Black Ninjas (Donatello & Metalhead)

- Barry Windham pinned Demolition Smash






WWF Fall Brawl III:

- WarGames Match:
"Macho King" Randy Savage, "The Rocket" Rick Savage, Andre The Giant, Wingnut def. Bebop, Groundchuck, Sting, Wyrm
ENTRY ORDER: 1 - Randy Savage & Sting, 2 - Andre The Giant, 3 - Bebop, 4 - Wingnut, 5 - Wyrm, 6 - Rick Savage, 7 - Groundchuck

- WWF-World Championship Match:
Hulk Hogan © pinned "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

- WWF-Intercontinental Championship Match:
Andre The Giant © pinned Jake "The Snake" Roberts

- WWF-United States Championship Match:
Sid Vicious © pinned Big Boss Man

- WWF-Lightweight Championship Match:
"Ravishing" Rick Rude © pinned Metalhead

- WWF-Television Championship Match:
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper © pinned Demolition Smash

- Groundchuck NC Dirtbag in a NHB Grudge Match

- Dumptruck pinned The Astronaut

- Casey Jones pinned The Honkytonk Man






- WWF Fall Brawl IV:

- WarGames Match:
Super Shredder, The Android, The Metalic Soldier, Warrior Warthog, Rocksteady def. Ted Dibiase, Andre The Giant, Sid Vicious, Barry Windham, Demolition Smash
ENTRY ORDER: 1 - Sid Vicious & Rocksteady, 2 - Metalic Soldier, 3 - Andre The Giant, 4 - Warrior Warthog, 5 - Demolition Smash, 6 - The Android, 7 - Barry Windham, 8- Super Shredder, 9 - Ted Dibiase

- WWF-Intercontinental Championship Match: (VACANT)
Ric Flair pinned Big Boss Man

- WWF-United States Championship Match:
Jake "The Snake" Roberts © pinned Bebop

- WWF-Television Championship Match:
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper © pinned The Honkytonk Man

- Demolition Smash pinned Dirtbag

- Sting & The Terror def. The M.U.T.A.N.T.S.

- Akeem pinned Casey Jones

- The M.V.P. pinned The Astronaut


[NO FALL BRAWL EVENT HELD IN YEAR #0008]

Ungabunga~!

::awards JPAI the Nobel Prize for... um... chemistry::

I gotta say, this is about the coolest thing I've read in a long, long time.

And it reminds me. My collection of action figures is certainly growing. I'm gonna start doing something like this too.

After reading my previous post in this thread, I was stumped as to what I was referring to as "JPAI" and it took me a few seconds to remember that Scrooge was briefly known as "Johnny Polo Ate It."

Ah, those were the days.

Johnny Polo ate what? And man is this topic old. :D

Please do not encourage Scrooge to play with his dolls, errr...ACTION FIGURES.




...besides, everybody knows that my stable of Gene Simmons, Snake-Eyes, Simon Fletcher and Underwater Armor Batman would kick all their asses.

Nuh-uh. My stable of Stone Cold, Jesus, Doomsday (he killed Superman, ya know....), and Brock Venture will rule your stable's ass.

:D

Johnny Cage, Goro, Rat King, and Baxter Stockman laugh at your pathetic boasts.

Doomsday...... he killed Superman....

NERD ALERT----

Doomsday just punched Superman alot. Supes didn't "die", either...just went into hibernation for about five months to generate interest in his monthly titles. He's alive and well today, so Doomsday didn't kill anything. Heck, in retrospect the worst thing Doomsday did was put Blue Beetle in the hospital. Black Canary could do that.

Now if you want Superman dead-dead, call Batman. Batman has access to Kryptonite and could spike Superman's drink, or just smack him with a Krypto-bat-a-rang. Plus, since he's Underwater Armor Batman, he could conceivably sneak into the sewers below Superman's apartment and shoot Kryptonite up through the toilet. Nobody can survive a Kryptonite enema.

Gene Simmons is not only the God of Thunder (and Rock n' Roll), he's also the Anti-Christ. So that'd take out any Jesus action figure. (Wait..there's a JESUS figure? And someone bought it?!)

Snake-Eyes can survive anything. He's been drowned (twice), has a collection of spike-knuckled trench knives, heads up the Red Ninja Clan, has his own pet wolf and also bangs a hot redhead broad routinely.

Simon Fletcher is the most unheralded linebacker in NFL history. He also owned a chain of hot dog stands and had the Greatest Number in the World.

No. No. No. Mr E-Stranged. Doomsday did indeed kill Supes. Until he was brough back to life by some uhh, cosmic being.

Superman can see anything coming (because of his x-ray vision). That includes your precious Batman.

The power of God compels you. Jesus could so take Gene Simmons, plauges of locust, earthquakes, the Tempest :P.

Austin could take Snake-Eyes. He just could.....

Brock Venture would snap Fletcher's neck from the base of his spine.

Superman isn't that tough :P . Goro could have kicked his ass, given the chance.

That is, until Supes rips off Goro's extra appendages and throws him into the sun.

Yeah... I guess Goro isn't that tough :(

::shuffles through action figures::

Okay, Superman can take out Goro, but he will never topple Gomez Addams!

Well yeah, but I've still got myMortisha around here somewhere........

You know what's sad? I was in a Rite Aid today, and almost bought a Superman figure just to say we were even.

You know what's sad? I haven't bought an action figure in 7 months. :D

I've bought two action figures in the past seven months... Rhino and Chris Sabin.

For Christmas, I got Colossus from my girlfriend and Mr. Perfect from my older sister :D


There, I do have someone who can kick Superman's ass, and that's Paul London!

Mr. Perfect > Superman

For a wacky Xmas gift, I got some Justice League Unlimited 3-packs. Ever since then, I've been picking up every one I can find. Never knew these existed.

Stuff like EVIL Superman, EVIL Martian Mahunter, EVIL Bull Dyke Wonder Woman, Doomsday, Invisible Amazo, six Green Lanterns, Dr. Fate and Dove can rack ass on any group.

I considered buying some of those three packs at one point, but didn't because I wanted to save money :D

Wait, you have Six Green Lanterns? Why is this?

There are at least 2,816 Green Lanterns. But you knew that and were just testing me to see if I knew that, right?

The six JLU GL figures are:
-Kilowog
-Tomar-Re
-John Stewart
-Kyle Rayner
-Arrkus Chummuck
-Katma Tui

Plus, there's EVIL Justice Lords John Stewart, so he could count as #7.

Or get technical and count Sinestro as #8.

This topic must die, or I'm putting on another show... this time with me NAKED!