Recently, the Internet Journalists of DWS/DWB were invited to an undisclosed location for an audience with a rumored Returning Superstar.

For years, this Superstar entertained audiences young and old alike with moves and unmatched action that heretofore have not been seen in DWB.

But as time marched on, so too did this Superstar. Semi-retired in recent years, he now seeks to make a sensational comeback to teach this new generation of Superstars how it's done. He's been training at his ranch: cutting lumber and setting new personal records in the Harvard Step Test. This is his mission. His quest. His boyhood dream.

Stay with us in the coming weeks for more on the Return of this Enigmatic Superstar!

It's gotta be Scrooge, Tehdoctor, or Choate.

Or some douche in a mask....

I thought Scrooge wore a mask...

No, but his donkey does.

"Hey fucko... we like to call it inter-species erotica"