A many birthday wishes to our good friend and GI Joe lover, Eric Von Eric, or, the poster formerly known as estragand! Your one year closer to me!!!!!!

I'll second the HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

but can we please keep in mind that SOME of us don't like to remember they HAVE a birthday every year?

I want to be like my Uncle, born on Leap Year. He didn't have very many birthdays.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!

Happy birthday ya bag of douche!

I've arranged for Bryan Danielson to jump out of a birthday cake and choke you out for making fun of his acne.

Why can't I ever come up with the good stuff?

Happy Birthday you vacation taking motherfucker.

..and here I was all set to start new thread, entitled "Not that you fuckers noticed, but happy birthday to ME".

I was actually in Tombstone, AZ on my birthday, watching bad gunfight re-enactments. Came home the next night and saw Ace Muddafuckin' Frehley in concert (1/2 of my dog's namesake). Ace is a complete dorky nimrod..... but he rules and is the reason why any so-called "KISS concert" nowadays will completely suck massive amounts of yak dung.

Sat home yesterday and watched enormous amounts of baseball. The Pirates even WON!! I got the two latest issues of "Avengers". I picked up a new GI Joe comic book 2-pack. Saturday it was 68 degrees, sunny and bike-able. Today, they gave me a mini-party and a cake at work. Life is good. Now if I can just get some zug-zug...

In the meantime, I've acquired a steel chair to brain the crap out of Bryan Danielson and any other acne-infested indy wrestlers who come my way!!

Oh...and in case you've got, say 8.99 (plus s/h) to burn!:
Big E's Amazon Wish List That Hasn't Been Updated in Months!