I'm gonna come across as a total 14 year old horn boy here, but I just can't help myself. After 10 years of pining after Scully on The X-Files, the good Lord above has answered my prayers. Went to the video store Sunday morning with the gf. She found this movie I had never heard of called "Closure". The premise looked good enough:
A ouple on their way home from a party are assaulted by three hunters. Afterwards, they find said hunters and extract their revenge on them".
Ok, that sounds interesting, so we rent it.
One minute into it, this woman pops on the screen and I'm ALL about "Holy SHIT, that's Scully!" Cool.
Two minutes later, there are her boobies.
Yes, I said boobies. I'm a 39 year old man (two months away from 40). Dammit, these are Scully's boobies!
So, I totally like where this is going. She swears like a sailor, seduces a dude like 15 years younger than her. Dreams do come true.
Then they go to this party, and on the way home, this truck is dawdling down the road and they barely get by, with the young dude shouting out the window, "Fuck off, wankers!"
Side note - I did some googling on this one yesterday, turns out it was a British film called "Straightheads" that went straight to video here in the states. Scully also had her British accent in full force.
A bit down the road, an elk runs into their car, they pull off, strat draggin it to the siad when these three hunters pull up, get out and just DESTROY this kid, then Scully gets raped on the hood and they are left for dead.
They wake up the next morning, blahblahblah, the film goes on, turn out a month or two have passed, teh two are still together, he can't see out his one eye, her dad dies, she goes to his flat, sees one of the dudes that raped her, follows him, blahblahblah, kill him and the other tow.
During htis time tho, they have a scene where GA is nekkid and they are trying to get it on and this woman has longer nipples than Farrah Faucet, and that's saying something.
I'd go on and on about this movie, but I just wanted to chare with of Scullyfanatics out there. The movie actually isn't THAT bad (the ending is kinda weird) but the story is all right. Check it out.
Hrrm.... had to wait until I was at home to read/comment on this. I was never into Gillian Anderson, but I can see where you're coming from. I kinda' freaked out when I saw Katherine Bell from "JAG" on a Skinemax softcore porn, one night.
Looks like all the wacky parts are available for ya' on YouTube. I think Gillian did a semi-steamy music video, circa 1999, for some techno group. If you haven't seen it, I'm sure you can find it out on the Internets.
The last time I marked out for nudity was Natalie Portman in that short film that surfaced briefly on youtube. It's apparently just a scene from the upcoming Wes Anderson film, so I'm looking forward to that one (just many other reasons, honestly!).