Or else I'll have to be lame and go with my real first name...

I thought the name still works... but if you insist.

The Lame F'N Ass?

It's reminding too much of my RVD/Jerry Lynn mark days. Ya know...RVD may be the Whole F'n Show, and Jerry Lynn may be the New F'n Show...but I'm the Real...F'n...Show...? How lame am I?

I would say pretty lame.

How about Lo-nut?

Swiggy's Catcher?

X Division Pioneer?

12-pac?

Ron Gardenhoe?

I'll have to do some soul searching...and then make a poll.

Do a "Name on a pole match" in which you put a name in four different briefcases. Which ever name you pull down is the winner

Or I could just be known as "Name on a Pole"

I'm deciding between Name on a Pole and Metrodome...

But one of them contains a pink slip. If you get the pink slip you're perma-banned from the board.

Unless you lose a match to someone else on the board, in which case they get the suitcase, you keep your name, and we perma ban them.

Mayor McShow? See....since you're kinda' the mayor around here...and it'd keep with the "twisted cartoon names" that started with Scrooge. We can even slap a Mayor McCheese avatar on ya' to drive the point home.

Can someone possibly change my username to Infinite Devil Machine?

Please?.....

I just beat that level in Halo 3 on Legendary, and it was really freakin' hard. I'd like to commemorate that by stealing that name.

It may take a day to kick in, but yours, mine, and plague's have all been changed.

So whata re the new names? I just got to know you guys and now your'e changing? I call SHENANIGANS~! ;)

prof_plague = Viceroy Virus
Tempest = Infinite Devil Machine
Real F'n Show = Metrodome

Are you from Minnesota?

Close. Northern Iowa. We have no pro sports.

Northern Iowa--that would be somewhat far away from Mason City, then? There's 4 or 5 members of ym board from there so that's the only city I know there.

I'm disappointed.

I say you do like Rowe and Scrooge did and give us something to work with so we can come up with some real f'n options.

With Show now known as Metrodome, I demand to be called Tropicana Field. :D

no

Minute Maid Park?

Madison Scrooge Garden?

The idea of you having "Maid" in any form of your SN is a bit disturbing.

Madison Scrooge Garden isn't bad, though.

Hmm... nah. Scrooge McSuck is just too good of a name to replace. It would be like changing just for the sake of changing... but I can now claim to be from Madison Scrooge Garden. :D

You should do a ring introduction:

From Madison Scrooge Garden, Weighing in at 375 pounds, The pimp of post whores... SCROOOOOOOOOGE MCCCCSUUUUUUUUCKKK

His entrance music would be the theme from DuckTales, whoo-hoo? :)

(sung to the tune of "Love Theme From Duck Tales")

His posts are all about blowing Kane..
here at..dee-dubbya-bee...
sometimes his jokes are really lame...
he'd like to be... a yank-ee..

might insult HBK..
or act really, really gay...

PostWhore (whoo-oo-oo)!
Everyday he's typin', like a
PostWhore (whoo-oo-oo)!

ch-ch-chokeslam...
on a mountain.
Makes him cream his pants..
like a fountain!

What to do? Just click on like a
PostWhore (whoo-oo-oo)!
Not once or twice, but several times, he's a
PostWhore (whoo-oo-oo)!

Hahhahahahha!

I decided I want to change my name as well.

I want to be called "OrangeKilometersDavis"

Oh my GOD, I can't believe I didn't read that before! Holy shit! :lol:

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How clever.

Where at in Iowa are you?

North Eastern part.