Since we already have a list of teams we like, why not a list of teams we hate/dislike?

NFL - Cardinals (end of Steve Young's career), Rams
NBA - None really.
MLB - Yankees
NHL - Penguins, Red Wings
NCAA Football - Miami (Roscoe Parrish, damn him), Florida State, Virginia Tech, Ohio State
NCAA Basketball - Michigan State, Duke, Maryland

(writes S.T. on my enemies list)

Teams I Hate HATE HATE!
NFL: New England. It's more hate from ESPN hanging onto the Patriots balls with their teeth, but you get the idea.

MLB: Boston. Three guesses...

NBA: Indiana. I will never forgive Reggie Miller for kicking our asses so many times.

NFL-Patriots, Dolphins, 49ers
NBA-Lakers, Heat
MLB-Yankees, Giants, Astros
NHL-Senators
NCAA Football-Florida, Ohio State, Michigan, Texas, Miami, Florida State
NCAA Basketball-Kentucky, Maryland, Kansas

(also writes Swiggy's name on enemies list)

NBA: I HATE the Kings, Lakers, Spurs and the Suns, because they all are or were better than the Mavericks at one point.

NFL: Redskins and Chargers

NCAA Football: I HATE the Sooners and OSU, Colorado, Texas Tech, and Utah.

NCA Basketball: Illinois and Boston College.

There are plently of team I dislike, but those are the ones I can't stand

Look below.

"We start them young."

So?

*Adds Charlotte Bobcat to enemies list*

So?

You want a piece of this v----, you Boston scum!?

MLB:

NY Yankees: It absolutely sucks being a small market fan and to know that the Yankees are going to suck up half of the good free agents this year. I'm just waiting for their salary to balloon to 300 million and then hear people say baseball doesn't need a salary cap. I hate their fans even more. I've never heard a group of people bitch so much when they've got more championships than any other team. Act like the baseball world ends at the state line.

S.F. Giants: I hate Bonds.

NFL:

Dallas Cowboys: I get stuck with most of their games every year and this team is consistently boring as hell. I hate their asshole owner, I hate their coach and I just hate the team in general.

Philly Eagles: I hate the fans so passionately. They've been so horrible this year that they might have surpassed NY fans.

NY Jets and Giants: I hate every NY team and their fans.

Indy Colts: The constant whining and excuses have really gotten to me. The fans and team just to suck it up and finally admit that the Pats beat them.

Denver Broncos: Mike Shannahan is a horrible coach who's only success was with teams that a monky could've won Super Bowls with.


NBA:

Every team and player but Detroit: I can not even begin to describe my utter disdain for this league and their bastardized version of basketball. There's nothing but thugs running around anymore.


College:

Nebraska: Mostly for Michigan getting screwed in 97.

Tennessee: same as Nebraska

Texas: For Mack Brown being a whiney little bitch despite never winning an important game for his team.

Notre Dame: So fucking sick of hearing about this school.

(writes Mad Dogs name on "To Kill" list) You're all against me!

Since everyones attacking my teams... I think Detroit fans suck. Why? See the Indiana/Detroit game from a few months back. Alcoholic, unruley dicks picking fights with players.

Maybe if the Reds didn't suck and had an owner that cared about winning, they would hire players who aren't injured half the time (Ken Griffey Jr.) or are part of a clearence sale like they are an Expansion Team.

I wish death or severe pain on everyone who likes Boston and claims theya re the best fans in sports. Bull, fucking, shit.

You said it right there pal. There should've been only one true national champion that year, and we all know it was Michigan. Nebraska probably got sympathy votes for Tom Osborne due to his retirement.

I absolutely hate the way George Steinbrenner handles himself in public, but he has the balls to spend all his money on his baseball team. And his fans are willing to pay astronomical prices for tickets, food, and souveniers. This is America. Whether anyone likes it or not, the people that have the money and are willing to spend it are the ones that are going to win (unless you're the Mets). I don't like the fact that Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter get paid more than people like soldiers, doctors, and police officers, but that's the nature of the beast in this country, and I honestly don't think it will ever change, especially not in my lifetime. Therefore, whoever has the balls to put out the most money for their squad will reap the rewards. And don't give me any bullshit about the little guy never having a chance. The Yankees and Red Sox don't win EVERY year.

Plus, it's not like the Yankees are the only ones that do this. The Marlins do it every couple of years, too. And my biggest point.... compare the 2002 Anaheim Angels to the 2002 New York Mets.

Maybe if team owners like on the Pittsburgh Pirates weren't cheap fucks who pretend they can't afford to spend money on talent, it would be more competitive in the NL. The A.L. East is always going to be Boston/NYY until Baltimore starts dishing money, cause Toronto and TB will never be contenders unless by miracle they stumble over 9 super-talented players.

Every year in the NL... Atlanta... Atlanta... and Atlanta. They never win the World Series, but they ALWAYS make the playoffs. They don't have the highest payroll, but I'm sure as shit sure they aren't cheap either.

The NL as a whole sucks right now because of the amount of small market teams. They have only a few major market teams, and those seem to be retarded (L.A., Mets) So whoever wins the NL isn't because it's a great competition. It's because the league as a whole sucks and has miserable owners who bought the teams because it's a "notch in their belt."

And remind me how Tennessee screwed Michigan. I would like to revel in that.

Don't insult the Mets... it's not the teams fault the owner is suffering 6 different brain crippling diseases at once. Here's an example of the Mets signings over the past few years...


1. Well past their primes (Mo Vaughn, Todd Zeile, Roberto Alomar)
2. Dickheads who only care about themself (Pedro. I would've said Delgado if he didn't sign with Florida)
3. Overall Bad Luck (Burnitz)
4. What the fuck were they thinking? (Trading away young talented minor leaguers for Victor Zambrano and the sexaholic from Pittsburgh who couldn't pitch his way out of a soiled paper bag)

The were trying to protest the Heisman Ceremony when Charles Woodson won it. Their coach is also one of the people to vote them 8th at the end of the season.

He did beat Peyton Manning to get it. There is a somewhat valid argument there.

He's not high on my list right now, either.

MLB: Yankees, Astros
NBA: Lakers, Nets
NFL: Raiders, Eagles

WOW, I don't know how I missed this thread....

NFL - Browns, Jets, Raiders, Cowboys, Patriots
MLB - Yankees, Orioles, Red Sox, Mets
NBA - Heat, Nets, Bulls
College Football - Penn State, Notre Dame, Miami, Florida State
College Hoops - Duke, UNC, Kansas, UConn, Syracuse

Fuck you Choate, and DK gets a free pass because he hates the Sawx and Mets too. :D

Those mother fuckin', ass clowning, no good, dung licking, self blow-jobbing, cockgoblin Atlanta Braves!!!!






Every Other MLB Team Not Named the Braves: we're cool.

Plus the Chiefs. But they keep fucking up in the playoffs every three years, so I always feel vindicated. We're supposed to hate the Raiders, but with those guys it's fun.

I'm assuming you were crying as Sid Bream crossed home too?

I was jumping for joy. That was when I was still a Braves fan

you bastard.....

What, I was like 10. I was excited. It was before the Braves were in the playoffs EVERY year

Before the Braves choked in the playoffs every year.*

True

I think the streak's over, this year.

The streak of making the playoffs or sucking in the playoffs? It's still mid-may. Remember, the Astros came back from 4th place last year and the Yanks from dead last to make the playoffs (and in Yanks case, win division).

Must...not... think ...of Francisco ....Cabrera.... ARRRRRRRRRggggh!

....or how it was retarded to let Drabek start the ninth

....or how it was equally retarded to go to Stan Belinda when Bob Patterson had been more effective since mid-June.

I busted a chair in my buddy Frankie's dorm when that happened. Had nightmares for months. Even worse, Frankie had never watched baseball, but sat through all 7 games with us that year. He said "I hope the Pirates win, just cuz' I've gone through all of this stuff with them and want to see them do good". When the 9th started, my buddy J, just to be a dick, said "watch. The Braves will win this in classic Pull-it-out-of-your Ass fashion!" Everytime someone got on base, he'd bring that up. Fucker.

Pull-it-out-of-your-ass Fashion has to be the greatest phrase ever.

I missed this whole thread as well:

NFL: Broncos. HATE HATE HATE. Fuckers. I used to hate the Cowboys, being a huge BIlls fan in the early 90's. Basically the whole team is different, so all is forgiven, and I don't mind, at least until I hear some retard talking about "America's Team" and shit.

NBA: None really. I'm not enjoying the Suns currently, but I don't hate them.

MLB: Again, none really. I claim to hate the Yankees, but deep down I respect the hell out of them, and I know it.

NHL: Don't care. I hate Avs FANS though.

College B-Ball: It was Duke. But lately they turned into the Yankees with me. Too much respect to really hate them.

College F-Ball: Oklahoma. No reason. I just hate them. And Nebraska tends to be up there as well.

I'll admit half of my college football hate comes from Top 25 polls. Somehow the same teams end up at the top for the beginning of nearly every season. And only about half of them deserve it.

I'll even admit that last year Tennessee was one of those overrated teams. And I hate the fact that we've become that.

Polls are strange. I've come to realize we have to live with it, but one thing that really bothers me:

College Football doesn't post BCS standings till after the 8th week of the season (I think, kind of rusty out of season), and for good reason, because you can't really judge anyone until then.

If we have to continue the insanity of polls, then why the hell can't the AP Poll, and College Basketball Polls as well, wait until the 8th week or so. No one should ever be #1 without doing a goddam thing. It pisses me off.

Exactly. I hate seeing Oklahoma or Miami at the top of the polls when all they've done is pre-season workouts.

Most of the speculation polls end up being horribly wrong anyhow

But we give you a laurel....and hearty handshake for giving us Neil Smith. Who helped us win two Super Bowls. Because I'm sure you've forgotten about that.

Why the hate? I mean after all, isn't Arrowhead supposedly the best place to see a game? We've won there maybe once in the last decade. Oh wait...TWO... can't forget that playoff game when Elvis Grbass lobbed a jump ball over the head of Darrien Gordon..err, I meant Lake Dawson, in the endzone. I'm shocked that they never promoted punter Louie Aguiar to offensive coordinator...I mean with him being such a vital part of the offense and all. Or at least make him "Special Offensive Assitant who We Only Consult When It's Absolutely the Worst Time to Fake a Field Goal"

Plus you've got Wile E. Coyote and that Ivory Toned Announcer who punctuates everything with "KAN-ZASSS CITY!!" But at least Dick Vermeil's been there the last five years to give out plenty of MAN-HUGS.

I can't figure out why you'd hate the Broncos so much.

That would be "A Laurel... and Hardy handshake"

Raise your hands if you want to be hugged by a man named Dick.