Title: OAO NFL 2007 Thread
eStragand - September 10, 2007 07:26 AM (GMT)
I couldn't get a "Pre-Thread 2007 Concert" with Kelly Clarkson and John Mellencamp, but I went ahead and made a new thread anyways.
(BTW, what says FOOTBALL more than Kelly Clarkson and John Mellencamp?! I take it Celine Dion was booked! What an awesome thing that would've been!!)
Anyways....you have your topic...now go!! Go!
Big Thing of the Week: some guy from the Patriots returns a kick for a "record-setting" 108 yards. 108? What, are we suddenly playing Canadian Football? Are there more than 100 yards on the field?!! Grrrr....
dynamite kido - September 10, 2007 02:43 PM (GMT)
Here's my report of the Steelers/Brownies matchup.
- Steelers win 31-7
- Overall the Browns looked HORRIBLE. Their offense seriously has nothing to offer and I'm sorry, but their QB's take way too much criticism about that too. Why doesn't Braylon Edwards or fucking dipship Winslow take any of the heat? They bitch the most about not getting the ball, but I never see them doing anything but staying covered or dropping passes. Not good for them at all.
- The Browns defense is pretty suspect too. By suspect I mean terrible. Their secondary is extra shitty.
- The Steelers offense didn't really impress me either. Ben did OK, but nothing special and I was shocked to see when Parker had over 100 yards rushing. Their recievers weren't that impressive either and the O-line didn't show much either. If they can't look a bit better against the Browns, then this season might be worse than last year.
- The Steelers defense didn't have much work, but I really like the different schemes they are running. They didn't get a chance to show much against the Browns, but they could be onto something different here and I like it.
- Another good move for Pittsburgh was getting Allen Rossum from Atl. Not that I think he's going to be the best player in the league, but they've needed a PR and KR guy for awhile and this is just the guy.
Other than that, the game was pretty boring actually. Romeo was right not playing Quinn too and anyone else that doesn't get that is just being fucking silly.
ProjectSelfRevolution - October 1, 2007 04:21 AM (GMT)
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| Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Carnell Williams suffered a potentially career-threatening torn patellar tendon in his right leg Sunday in a 20-7 victory over the Carolina Panthers, according to a source close to Williams. |
Wow... this is a huge loss for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Good action this week other wise so far.
eStragand - October 1, 2007 06:54 AM (GMT)
Donkeys run the ball with Travis Henry in the first half and stay in the game with the Colts. Second half, Mike Shanahan again tries to turn Jay Cutler into a One Man Gang and they get blown out. At this rate, Cutler will be out of the league within 5 years, when he should have been on the way to a decent 10-12 year career.
Mad Dog - October 1, 2007 12:57 PM (GMT)
Fucking Browns. They're taunting me right now by looking like they could actually make a little noise this season. I would be extremely happy if they could fight their way to 7-9 or 8-8 this year.
eStragand - October 5, 2007 06:11 PM (GMT)
Travis Henry reportedly took a urine test and scored positive for marijuana. He's trying to get the NFLPA involved by saying the test wasn't legal, that it violated the CBA since "his experts" weren't present.
Could be a complete shitstorm of a season.
eStragand - October 10, 2007 09:04 PM (GMT)
You know you've been waiting for it: Vinny Testaverde returns to the NFL by signing a deal with the Panthers.
Big F'N Swigg - October 11, 2007 01:46 PM (GMT)
Wow, I didn't think anyone would sign Testaverde again
eStragand - November 6, 2007 05:07 PM (GMT)
Here's an article I title: Assinine Geriatric Mindless Douchebags have a Really Fucking Annoying Habit
Stolen from this shitty news site| QUOTE |
An Adams County couple whose support for the Broncos is loudly expressed, has run into a blitz of opposition from a neighbor who claims their contraption is an earsore, reports Julie Poppen.
Larry Priest built a noisemaker out of six car horns and a flashing light connected to a car battery. When the Broncos score, Priest and his wife, Jeri, honk the horn once for every point.
An attorney who lives across the street with his pregnant wife, filed a disorderly conduct complaint against Jeri Priest seeking to call off the caucophony after the Broncos scored 31 points against the Pittsburgh Steelers.
He asks any reasonable person - Broncos fan or not - to stand in his shoes.
The Rocky Mountain News is not identifying the man because he fears retaliation.
"What if six car horns were pointed at your house 50 feet (away)?" he said Monday. "Everyone thinks it's fun. My wife is 14 weeks pregnant. They've had that thing pointed at my house the past four years I've lived there."
The Priests admit they blow the horns six times for a touch down, once for the extra point and three times for a field goal - but never after 9 p.m. (The attorney disputes that).
The Priests say they've never had any complaints from other neighbors in the 12 years they've lived in the neighborhood on West 63rd Avenue or in their former neighborhood.
Probably a moot point. The way the Broncos are playing, they probably won't get in a dozen toots the rest of the season.
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The printed edition of the news had an unabridged version of this article; significantly different because it mentioned that Larry Priest "lost his cool" and challenged the neighbor to a fight.
This is the type of mindless shit that makes me embarrassed to be a Donkey fan, let alone a sports fan. Celebrate your own way, but if you have a contraption specifically built for the purpose of creating LOUD NOISE IN PUBLIC...then you are a Mo-RON. If you blow this contraption when your team just got rolled 44-7 and 41-3, then you are a complete dolt.
Fuck these two geezers. I should drive by and toss the respective number of dogshit bags in their yard.
Erick Von Erich - November 22, 2007 06:57 AM (GMT)
Eww.... Tom Brady makes Andrea Kremer all moist...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwwA6EJSdHg ProjectSelfRevolution - December 13, 2007 08:42 PM (GMT)
Bobby Petrino is a prick. That is all.
Big F'N Swigg - December 13, 2007 10:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ProjectSelfRevolution @ Dec 13 2007, 04:42 PM) |
| Bobby Petrino is a prick. That is all. |
I can't wait until he leaves Arkansas after week 6 to coach the Raiders.
ProjectSelfRevolution - December 13, 2007 10:43 PM (GMT)
I don't think any self respecting team...
Yeah, I could see the Raiders going after him.
Erick Von Erich - December 13, 2007 10:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ProjectSelfRevolution @ Dec 13 2007, 03:43 PM) |
I don't think any self respecting team...
Yeah, I could see the Raiders going after him. |
Say he hangs around the Raiders until 2010... they'd have a leg-up on signing Michael Vick.
Although I really hope that isn't the case. I know I'm supposed to hate the Raiders, but I'd like to see 'em develop a QB for once (JaMarcus Russell).
Erick Von Erich - December 30, 2007 06:55 PM (GMT)
Patriots ran the table and ended up 16-0. Quite the accomplishment, regardless of the Video Tape Incident. It's somewhat surprising that only four teams have gone undefeated during an NFL season. Whereas, in college, one or two teams seem to do it every year.
Erick Von Erich - January 6, 2008 06:23 AM (GMT)
The Stillers- Jaguars tilt was quite exciting. After all the crappy bowl games and other stuff, it was nice to hear Al Michaels and John Madden calling the game. They know when to apply humor, analysis and tangent stories within their play-by-play. Other crews tend to overdo it on one of those elements and their timing usually sucks. I think Madden and Michaels are probably the best booth duo the NFL has, right now.
Big F'N Swigg - March 4, 2008 09:43 PM (GMT)
Erick Von Erich - March 5, 2008 04:14 PM (GMT)
And we still thank you for throwing that interception to Tyrone Braxton, then getting pummeled by Steve Atwater and fumbling the ball away to Neil Smith in Super Bowl 32.
That's MY Brett Favre moment (well, two of 'em). Yay!
Oh yeah...and thanks for making me roughly 100 bucks off of your rookie cards over the past 15 years.