Now it's been pretty dead here for a while, but it seemed we were hoping that the launch of the site would revive things. Instead, the board has become even more dead, if that was even possible. So I know we're all busy with life and such, but is there any way to really shake things up here? Thoughts, suggestions?

Well I can tell you why most of my wrestling talk has died down.

I hardly watch anything anymore outside of WWE TV, because I rarely have time to watch tapes, DVD's, or really even 24/7 at this point.

Kinda sucks actually.

We need more fairly attractive big men posting. That'd bring more chicks.

And hey! We've gotten four spambots registering as "members" this week. So that means the site's getting indexed.

I've kind of withdrawn to mostly old stuff and puro. Plus work has been a bitch lately and I've been worn out at the end of the day. Though things will be settling down a bit so my posting should hopefully increase a little.

Where's Scrooge been? Arrested again?

NO! Jackass. :D

Well, now that Scrooge is back, surely we can demand 50 posts per day from him.

I insist on a 50 post minimum

On weekdays, at least. His minimum should be 175 on weekends.

You guys are forgetting that he now has burgers to flip and fat chicks to fuck. You know, priorities.

Right, his "girlfriend." Completely forgot about that

She's not fat butt-fuckers. 'Scuse me...


(flips another burger) Damn thankless job.

She's not fat, she's BIG BONEDED!!

Or perhaps festively plump?

...

(runs to the corner and cries)

That's okay, fat girls need lovin' too... except they gotta pay.

Stop that, or I'll rape a doll dressed like you while I wear a Kane mask.

That sounds painful. I suddenly feel a lot safer living in NH (haha, Scrooge doesn't have my new address).


By the way, you can get a free Ernie plush toy at Best Buy with the purchase of any DVD. That might fulfill your needs.

Don't tempt me, woman!

A plush Ernie isn't exactly a "good looking big man".

..and Scrooge's broad isn't fat, big-boned or delightfully plump. She has "accentuated curves".

Unless she's one of those chicks with 28 inch flabby arms that whip out the car window as you're driving down the road.

More cushion for the pushin'....

:P

It's amazing how dead this place gets on weekends.

Isn't that a good thing though? Shows that most people have a life.

True, but it means I'm bored when I check in between stuff B) .

She's got a nice ass and is down to about 130... not that it's anyones business!

If her ass weighs 130, how much does the rest of her weigh?

She's about the same size as Andre the Giant, I assume

...

Fuck you.

You wish. I'm probably a little less hairy than your girlfriend, honestly.

Not funny. You crossed the line, buddy! YOU CROSSED IT GOOD! (screams like a woman)

I have to make up for all the jokes I couldn't make when you were gone. I'm just starting. You better be prepared to forget there was ever a line

5 months of pent-up jokes... god help me.

God's not helping you, you forgot to capitalize his name

Scrooge Doesn't Fear God

You will.

Hit me with your best shot.

You better or that planet that you call a girlfriend that orbits around you when she walks will squash you:).

HAHAHA.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd totally find a PWN3d picture of a fat chick crushing a guy during sex.

But I'm lazy, so you can all develop that image in your brains on your own.

It would have been easier to find a picture than to type all of this.

Not that it's ever worked for me in RL but hopefully, I'll bring the board better luck. :)