Chugging right along with RTG here. No luck with finding a new host. We tried LFV but he did nothing but write emo poems to CM Punk and it was quite disturbing if you ask me.

Our next entrant isn't well known by me. In fact I just happened on a few pictures of him and found the gimmick to be hilarious and fitting for our little show here.

We've also sent Scrooge out in search of sponsors for our show but all he's come back with was a NAMBLA ad and some kind of prison version of KY jelly. That guy's into some fucked up shit if you ask me.

I considered answering viewer mail but I figured reading 1,271 hate mails from LFV over CP Munk getting in over CM Punk would be a bit boring. Though a nice man from Nigeria was offering me a very interesting business opportunity. What that has to do with RTG I don't know.

Anyways, on with the show. Be here next week for our guest host Zap Brannigan and possibly Kif.

Our next entrance is Batman. No not that Batman you idiot. The wrestling one...

What's wrong with Marlon Brando look-a-likes?!

Okay, if Zap Brannigan isn't our host next week, or at least Kif, I'm gonna be pissed

I haven't killed or maimed a guest host yet so I'd say you'd have a 50/50 chance of at least one of them surviving till whenever the next RTG show is.