So a little early on the next one but this is one of those after school special RTG's that must be seen...

Before we start there's some sad news. Timer was found brutally murdered about 5 minutes before showtime. It appears he was singing "Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese" and Scrooge mistakingly thought Timer was coming onto him. Well let's just say when Scrooge skullfucks someone it's not a pretty sight. So rip Timer. Now who will bring us such helpful food hints like making sunshine on a stick?

We're here to talk about the straight edge life style. Yes it's a bit lame and everything but one wrestler and only one wrestler out there claims to live the lifestyle. He also has an unhealthy Pepsi obsession and has a Pepsi tattoo on his arm. Yeah, LFV is creaming himself right about now. It's finally going to happen.

The man the myth the legend...











































































CP MUNK!!! the straight edge chipmunk

What? Were you expecting that pole smoker CM Punk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSn5LT5CsI

We also have a rare video of CP Munk and his tag team partner Colt CaBunny.

That's awesomely hilarious

Okay, I thought you had simply found a picture of a "Furry" pervert in a chipmunk costume. But it's real?!!

I have a perfect candidate for next week's Great. All I can say is: "if you wanna' know who it is: make some noise!"

Oh, CP Munk is quite real.

That's fuckin' hilarious. I had forgotten about that.