So since we officially jumped the shark last time out E and I decided to change formats. RTG will now have an in studio host for the shows. We really wanted Todd Pettengill and his obvious superior hosting talents. But it wasn't long into contract negotiations that we realized he actually wanted money for the job. And seeing how I just bought a life sized Godzilla model we were short on cash again.

So we toured the country looking for great talent who would most importantly work for cheap. The search came down to Kido and Rowe. Kido wanted us to dig up a corpse for him and Rowe wanted a moonpie. So after we figured out that digging up a corpse would be way too much work we just dug some stale moonpie out of the trash and gave it to Rowe. So here's your new RTG host SAMOAROWE!!!

Rowe: W....

That's enough of that. So here's our next entrant:

He definately was a man O war!!!!!!

What a stupid looking mask.

Of course, you know that this was a few years before he evolved into a Member of X-Factor.


YO! You dealin' with the X-Factor!

I got everything I ever wanted...
and I'm never gonna' give that baaaack...
I know you hate X-factor, but you ain't gotta' look at me like that..
I said, you ain't gotta' look at me like that.

YO! Whatchoo' lookin' at?!

... I hate you.

And sadly scandal has rocked RTG. Pictures have surfaced of Rowe doing coke off the ass of some fat samoan dude so he's been fired.

I guess we're back to needing a new host.

Perhaps one of these three gentlemen:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U3jgo5ea_zc


The new host of RTG says hello and breaks into song for you.