Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. This next entrant is so great that these posts will obviously jump the shark. So with that in mind we E and I planned to celebrate by buying a motorcycle and having Scrooge jump a shark tank like the Fonz did in Happy Days.

Why Scrooge you ask? Well we figured no one would care if a guy convicted on 12 counts of kiddy porn possession and 132 counts of publicly exposing himself was eaten by our aquatic friend here. Unfortunately our budget suffered some unforeseen cuts. E said it best 'hey the entire run of Howard the Duck and Jugs magazine weren't buying themselves." Too true, too true says I.

Not to fear though I did manage to get a great deal on a unicycle for Scrooge. So let's head to the show.

Scrooge heads up the ramp but loses his balance at the top and just kind of awkwardly falls into the tank. The shark tears him to shreds in a matter of seconds.

So let's see who this week's spotlight is on. They've wrestled for WCW, WWF, TNA and several indy promotions. Some would argue that they're the greatest tag team to never wear gold in one of the major promotions in the world. Who would they be...

Ick...ya' know, I would put their pics up there, but you would not believe how popular those two losers are. We'd get all kinds of posts saying "Juggalos represent" and other shit.

I'd nominate announcers Steve "mongo" McMichael and Pepe the Puppy as a suitable replacement.

Yes, we must have Pepe. Otherwise it wouldn't work.

I do have an apology to make on behalf of the now dead Scrooge via e-mail:

So there you have it.

HEY!

I haven't exposed myself to Kane in months.

You're the greatest poster in the universe.

Yeah, restraining orders tend to have that effect.

!!!!

That was a dirty, rotten, low blow... glad to see things never change around here. :)