Title: MLB All-Fat Team
eStragand - April 25, 2007 05:53 PM (GMT)
Saw this idea on a Pittsburgh board, and it's the kind of junk that amuses me. Objective: make your all-time 25-man MLB roster from Fat Guys. Juggbutts. Chubbs. Guys with Large Bellies, etc.
My team:
C- Mike "Spanky" LaValliere
1B- Bob Hamelin
2B- Ronnie Belliard
SS- Luis Sojo
3B- Lenny Harris
OF- Willie Horton
OF-Tony Gwynn
OF- Kirby Puckett
DH- George Herman "Babe" Ruth
Bench- Mo Vaughn
Bench- Boog Powell
Bench- Willie Stargell
Bench- Pete Incaviligia
SP- David Wells
SP- Juan Berenguer
SP- Fernando Valenzuela
SP- C.C. (Captain Cheeseburger) Sabbathia
SP- Bartolo Colon
RP/Alt Starter- Sidney Ponson
RP- Rich "El Guapo" Garces
RP- Dave Smith
RP- Chuck McElroy
RP- Ray King
RP- Mike Fetters
RP- Rod Beck
I was some fatties. Gimme your fatties!
Scrooge McSuck - April 25, 2007 07:07 PM (GMT)
How could you forget the best fatty ever... Cecil Fielder? Hell, throw his son Prince on the team for a Father-Son Double-Chin Combo.
eStragand - April 25, 2007 08:25 PM (GMT)
I'm REALLY stocked at 1B, so someone had to go. 1B is like the Official Fat Guy Position of MLB. You could make an entire 25-man Fatty Team from nothing but 1B/DH guys.
Real F'n Show - April 26, 2007 12:19 AM (GMT)
Forgot Wickman and Livan.
And Matt Stairs.
dynamite kido - April 26, 2007 12:53 AM (GMT)
Where's the love for Rob Deer?
eStragand - April 26, 2007 05:17 AM (GMT)
I'm thinking Stump Merrill would be the manager.