Clash 18

Intro: hosted by Jim Ross and Tony Schivonie

Eric Bischoff and Missy Hyatt promo

1. Vader and Mr. Hughes vs The Steiner Brothers

Scott and Mr. Hughes start off. Scott takes it to the mat early. Fireman carry by Scott. Belly to Belly suplex by Scott. Holy crap!! The heels double team Scott. Double Steinerlines by both Steiners from the top rope. Vader and Rick tag in. Belly to back suplex by Vader. Suplex by Vader. Military press by Vader. Avalanche by Vader. Steinerline and Belly to bell overhead suplex by Rick. Vader catches Rick and slams him into the ringpost. Big Clothesline by Vader. Overhead belly to belly suplex off the top rope by Rick. Scott tags in and nails Vader with a steinerline. German suplex by Scott. Vader catches Scott and hits him with a powerslam. Mr. Hughes tags in and nails scott with a powerslam and clothesline. Hughes misses the avalanche. Rick tags in. Hip toss and back drop by Rick. All four men come in. The heels try to double team Scott but fail. Big top rope bulldog by Rick for the 3. Winner: Steiner brothers

Comments: Very good match. The Steiner brothers have incredible strength.

2. Taylor Mademan and Tracy Smothers vs Flyin Brian and Marcus Alexander Bagwell

Pillman and Taylor start off. Taylor slaps Pillman in the face. They trade chops. Headsissors and Atomic drop by Pillman. Sidesuplex by Taylor. Jawbreaker by Taylor. Another Headsissors and Crossbody for 2. Bagwell tags in. Dropkicks and Hiplocks galore. Air Pillman and Dropkick by the faces. Double Planchas by the faces. Smothers tags in. Big Karate kick by Smothers. Flying Elbow by Tracy. Taylor tags in. Neckbreaker by Taylor for 2. Tracy tags in. Smothers misses a splash and tag to Pillman. Backdrop and Dropkick by Pillman. Spinning heel kick by Pillman for 2. The heels double team Pillman. Taylor suplexes Pillman to the outside. Double Axe handle by Smothers. Taylor tags in. Gutwench powerbomb by Taylor for 2. Smothers tags in. Big elbow by Smothers that sends Pillman outside. Air Pillman again. Bagwell makes the hot tag and goes crazy. All four men are in the ring. Sunset flip by Bagwell for 3. Winners: Bagwell and Pillman

Comments: Good match but Bagwell almost kills Smothers with a backdrop.

Video with Jushin Liger

3. Richard Morton vs Johnny B Badd

Badd tries to box Morton but Morton ducks. Double axe handle by Badd. Big Clothesline by Morton. Atomic drop by Morton. Sunset flip by Badd for 2. Snap suplex by Morton. Powerslam by Badd for 2. Morton goes for a crossbody but the momentum causes Badd to roll over and pin Morton for 3. Winner: Johnny B Badd

Comments: Ok match

Eric Bischoff interviews Johnny B Badd: Funny interviews as Pillman is ultra pissed and Badd just goofs around. Pillman cuts a anti Japan promo. Badd puts one of his "kisses" on Pillman and Pillman decks him.

4.Diamond Dallas Page vs PN news

DDP jumps News during his "rap". Dropkick by News. Avalanche by News. Rolling Sentons by News? News misses a elbow drop. Cothesline by DDP. Series of Elbow drops by DDP. Russian Leg Sweep by DDP for 2. DDP tries a slam but fails. Crossbody by DDP for 2. Belly to belly by News. Big Splash by News for 3. Winner: PN news

Comments: Bad match but not that bad.

WCW top 10

Tony Schivonie interviews Kip Frey and announces the Debut of the new WCW announcer: Jessie The Body Ventura. Sting comes out. Lex Luger Promo.

5. Falls count anywhere: Cactus Jack vs Van Hammer

Cactus goes after Van Hammer and Van hits him with his guitar. Flying plancha into the ring for 2 by hammer. Big Clothesline by Jack for 2. Another clothesline to the outside by Jack. Cactus moves the mat. Cactus screws up a Sunset flip on the concrete. Powerslam on the ramp by Hammer for 2. Cactus gets hip locked from the ramp to the concrete floor. Hammer hits a plancha from the ramp to the floor for 2. They head backstage. We come back from commercial with Jack taking advantage. They are brawling in the bull stables while Missy Hyatt goes crazy. Hammer Chokes Jack with a rope. Abdullah the Butcher shows up and hits hammer with a shovel. Cactus pins him for 3. Winner: Cactus Jack. Abdullah and cactus brawl. Abdullah grabs missy and puts her in the Water Troll.

Comments: Good match. Cactus Jack is one crazy MFer.

6. The Freebirds vs Big Josh and Brad Armstrong

The Freebirds do a horrible Lip syncing Job of there new song. Hayes and Armstrong start off. Hiplock by Armstrong. Roll up by Hayes. Garvin tags in with a clothesline. Big Forearm by Garvin. Crossbody by Garvin for 2. Big Josh tags in. Big powerslam by josh. Hayes tags in.Sunset flip by Hayes for 2. Josh goes after the arm. Garvin tags in. A series of bad moves by Garvin and Josh. Armstrong and Hayes tag in. Brad comes in a house of fire. The Freebirds double team Brade. Double DDT by the birds and Brad is pinned for 3. Winners: The Freebirds who are not happy with the match.

Comments: You could tell the freebirds were pissed at Josh for screwing up so much. He was coked up anyways.

Eric Bischoff interviews the steiner Brothers. Video of the Steiners.

7.Thomas Rich vs Vinnie Vegas

Vegas is Kevin Nash's failed Character. Rich gets attacked after Vegas taunts him. Big Clothesline by Vegas. Snake eyes by Vegas for the 3. Winner: Vinnie Vegas

Comments: bad match

Erich Bischoff interviews Paul E.

8.Arn Anderson, Bobby Eaton and Larry Zbyszko vs Dustin Rhodes, Ron Simmons and Barry Windham

Eaton and Windham start off. Neckbreaker by Eaton. Superplex by Eaton. Big clothesline by Windham. Another Lariat by Windham. Superplex by Windham for 2. Triple Figure fours by the faces. Larry and Simmons tag in. The Heels try to double team but fail. Bearhug by Simmons. Military press by Simmons. Dustin tags in and so does Eaton. Plancha by Dustin. Larry and Barry tag in. Barry misses the lariat. Larry gets backdropped. Eaton falls off the top and Arn gets Bulldogged by Barry. Rhodes tags in. Dustin misses a plancha. Paul E hits Dustin with the phone. Spinebuster by Arn for 2. DDT by Arn. Eaton tags in. Big Elbow drop by Eaton. Eaton gets crotched in the ropes. Arn tags in. Arn catches boots after going for a splash. Eaton and Windham tag in. Lariats by Windham. Arn hits Barry in the ribs. Windham catches Eaton with a big right hand for the 3. Winner: Simmons, Rhodes and Windham

Comments: Great great match.

Tony Schivonie Interviews Barry, Ron and Dustin.

9. Ricky Steamboat and Sting vs Rick Rude and Steve Austin

Jesse Ventura joins the announce team. Steamboat and Austin start off. Shoulder block by Steamboat. They trade blows with Steamboat taking advantage. Backslide by Steamboat for 2. Karate moves by Steamboat on both heels. Rude tags in. Sting tags in and Rude backs away. Rude takes the advantage but not for long. Sting hits an atomic drop. Big Clotheslines by Sting. Camel Clutch by sting. The Faces cheat by making illegal tags. Sting gets a low blow by rude. Austin tags in. Big elbow by Austin. Rude tags in. They double team Sting. Rude attacks steamboat. Austin tags in. Belly to back suplex by Austin. Steamboat tags in and goes crazy. Rude attacks Steamboat behind the refs back. Big Elbow by Austin. Rude tags in. They make frequent tags. Steamboat with a cradle for 2. All four men come in. Sting comes off with a crossbody and pins Austin for the 3. Winner: Steamboat and Sting. The Dangerous Alliance attack Sting and Steamboat after the match

Comments: Pretty Good match

Overall: Only one really bad match. The rest were either good of Great.

You didn't transcribe PN News's "rap"?!! C'mon!! Nut up, camper!

I could post it but I think I would get brain damage from listening to it.

But you watched a match between Vinnie Vegas and Tommy Rich! You're worried about dain bramage?!!

Yo, yo,yo...
transcribe the rap... cuz' that where it's at.
It's PN News...and that ain't no snooze!

You will never gain respect until you suffer through and type up, word for word, a rap by either P.N. News, Men on a Mission, or any other fat piece of rapping crap.


Or you can take the easy way out and search online for one that's already typed up and ready to steal... er, borrow.

I just realized the typo in this topic's title.

"Champons" just seems to fit, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG6GFuDXQG8

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