Title: Remembering Virgil
eStragand - February 28, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
No, he's also not dead.
But as we close out Black History Month, it's a chance to look back and reflect on the Black History of Virgil's in-ring career.
Whether it was taking a beating as Ted DiBiase's flunky, taking a beating as an early 90's WWF jobber, taking a beating as the nWo flunky, or even taking a beating as The Cat's flunky, ol' Mike Jones got the job done.
We salute you, Mr. Former Million Dollar Champion Who Was Named After Dusty Rhodes.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:19 PM (GMT)
Who could forget how Virgil spells "man." V-I-R-G-I-L.
dynamite kido - February 28, 2007 05:29 PM (GMT)
Lets not forget the uber homosexual way old Virg got his job.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:30 PM (GMT)
Ew...
Or how about when Virgil went from having arms the side of a tree from 1987-1990 to having arms the size of a twig in 1991... then back to being kinda' big in WCW for a while. :D
whitemilesdavis - February 28, 2007 05:31 PM (GMT)
How was that?
And why don't Virgil have some witty comment up there? I'm disappointed.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:32 PM (GMT)
I! AM! A MAN! I! AM! A MAN!
whitemilesdavis - February 28, 2007 05:33 PM (GMT)
HOW DID HE GET HIS JOB?
And don't give me some DVDR sleaze thread nonsense.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:35 PM (GMT)
(waits for DK or maybe ES to give an answer, 'cause I don't know)
dynamite kido - February 28, 2007 05:39 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Feb 28 2007, 11:33 AM) |
HOW DID HE GET HIS JOB?
And don't give me some DVDR sleaze thread nonsense. |
Remember, you asked for it.
He was hired after showing Pat Patterson his dick.
Apparently ol Pat approved.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:40 PM (GMT)
It could've been worse. Said dick could've been inserted somewhere it shouldn't have been with another man in the room.
whitemilesdavis - February 28, 2007 05:43 PM (GMT)
I've heard he is no 2 Cold Scorpio.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 05:45 PM (GMT)
How about on the level of Raven? :D
Big F'N Swigg - February 28, 2007 06:05 PM (GMT)
Why does it not surprise me that Scrooge is asking about wrestler's dick size?
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 06:07 PM (GMT)
I didn't mention anyone's dick.
eStragand - February 28, 2007 06:25 PM (GMT)
Only clever Virgil quote I could think of was one not attributed to him. That would be Piper telling him to "Get down and lick the cow stuff off me boots!!" Then Virgil yelling: "Noooo!"
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 07:06 PM (GMT)
Virgl; a man of few words... and spelling skills.
whitemilesdavis - February 28, 2007 07:08 PM (GMT)
You could put something about Curly Bill up there. I'm not sure what, but calling Virgil Curly Bill is just funny.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 07:10 PM (GMT)
Maybe he got that name because he could roll his dick up like a fruit roll-up.
whitemilesdavis - February 28, 2007 07:27 PM (GMT)
dynamite kido - February 28, 2007 08:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Feb 28 2007, 01:08 PM) |
| You could put something about Curly Bill up there. I'm not sure what, but calling Virgil Curly Bill is just funny. |
I got it.
WRESTLING SUPERSTAR VIRGLI
SamoaRowe - February 28, 2007 08:31 PM (GMT)
That photo of Virgil at a deserted autograph signing session needs to come back.
Scrooge McSuck - February 28, 2007 08:38 PM (GMT)
That was awesome, even if it was taken before the thing opened.
whitemilesdavis - March 1, 2007 05:13 PM (GMT)
Odd photo choice for Akeem, but OK.
Scrooge McSuck - March 1, 2007 05:14 PM (GMT)
It's the Akeem Hasbro figure! AWESOME! He's a former Intercontinental and Tag Team Champion in my Figure League.