The worst wrestling promotion met a sad end a few months ago as the owner mistakenly erased the saved game file from his EWR. So the worst promotion in the world is back for another run of wrestlecrap.

In case you've forgotten. XSW is the place for wrestling's worst workers, self destructers and drug addicts to call home.

Here's a reminder of the XSW titles:

Heavyweight Title
O-40 Openweight Title O-40 stands for over 40 in case you were wondering.
Eight Ball of Coke #1 Contenders Trophy
Tag Team Titles
Cancelled Television Title
Will Never Be World Champion Title - cruiserweight title

Roster additions will slowly appear with this post.

Sean Waltman
Juventud Guerrera
Greg Valentine
Honky Tonk Man
Randy Savage
Jimmy Snuka
Jake Roberts
Lex Luger
Ultimate Warrior
Balls Mahoney
BG James
Brian Lawler
Buff Bagwell
Chris Kanyon
Dan Maff
Duke Droese
Evan Karagias
Jeff Hardy
Kid Kash
Koko B. Ware
Marty Jannetty
Randy Orton
Sabu
Scott Hall
Scott Steiner
Rick Steiner
Shaggy 2 Dope
Violent J
Shawn Stasiak
Teddy Hart
Super Porky
the Boogeyman
Vampiro
Virgil
Viscera
New Jack
Rob Van Dam
Sonny Siaki
Dustin Rhodes
Justin Credible
David Flair
Joel Maximo
Jose Maximo
Joey Mercury
Shannon Moore
Lodi
Kid Romeo
Prince Iaukea
Invader #1
Erik Watts
Bushwhacker Butch
Bushwacker Luke
Gillberg
Brutus Beefcake
Ahmed Johnson

There's the roster for now. If you have a request for a signing post it and I'll make a shortlist for workers when I start to hire again.

I want an 8 month feud between Juvy and Beefcake for the Cokehead title.

XSW Wrestlesuck:

Juventud Guerrera vs Kid Kash vs Shannon Moore vs Prince Iaukea.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Juvi is making his debut at this show. Kash is making his debut at this show. Shannon is making his debut at this show. Iaukea is making his debut at this show. This match is for the Will Never Be World Champion title.

The Match: Implant DDT by Shannon Moore! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Shannon Moore kicks the leg, knocks Iaukea down, and goes to work on it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Kid Kash. Iaukea takes a flying neckbreaker from Kid Kash. Power drive elbow by Kid Kash. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Iaukea is out just before the three count. Tag to Juventud Guerrera. Implant DDT by Juventud Guerrera! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag between Prince Iaukea and Shannon Moore. Juvi walks into a high dropkick from Shannon Moore, almost losing several teeth in the process. Shannon charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Springboard dropkick from Juventud Guerrera. Nicely done. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Juventud Guerrera pins Shannon. Spin kick by Prince Iaukea to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Juvi is down! There's a two count on the pin. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tag to Kid Kash. Spin kick by Kid Kash to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Prince Iaukea powers out of a Kid Kash headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Kash goes down. One day, Iaukea might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. DDT from the top rope by Prince Iaukea. That looked KILLER. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Prince Iaukea pins Kash. Flying reverse elbow by Prince Iaukea. Diamond Dust from Prince Iaukea and Juvi is out! Pin, but Juvi is out just before the three count. Juvi kicks Prince Iaukea in the gut to reverse the momentum. Juventud Guerrera moves in for the kill. Juvi Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4

Jimmy Snuka vs Jake Roberts.

Match Background: Jimmy Snuk is making his debut at this show. Roberts is making his debut at this show. This match is for the Eight Ball of Coke title.

The Match: A weak headbutt on Jimmy Snuk by Roberts causes nothing but pain for both. Jake Roberts hits Jimmy Snuk. Jimmy Snuk takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big kick from Roberts staggers Jimmy Snuk but that's about it. Roberts drops an elbow...but Jimmy Snuka moves out of the way. Face crusher from Jimmy Snuk on Roberts sets up for an elbowdrop. Back heel kick from Jimmy Snuk on Roberts. Hooks the leg for a two count. Roberts counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Jake Roberts hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jake Roberts turns Jimmy Snuk inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jimmy Snuk blocks a kick from Jake Roberts. A kick from Jimmy Snuk is delivered to the leg. Roberts counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Jimmy Snuk takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Jimmy Snuka is in trouble. DDT! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it.

RVD and Sabu vs Joey Mercury and Sonny Siaki.

Match Background: RVD is making his debut at this show. Sabu is making his debut at this show. Mercury is making his debut at this show. Siaki is making his debut at this show. This match is for the XSW Tag Team titles.

The Match: Rob Van Dam connects with a back heel kick on Mercury and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Mercury. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Sabu. RVD and Sabu whip Mercury into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Mercury blocks a punch. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Sabu is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Mercury tags out to Sonny Siaki. Flying reverse elbow by Sonny Siaki. Pin, but Sabu is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Sonny Siaki connects. Sabu counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BIG clothesline on Siaki. Tag to Rob Van Dam. Spinning back kick from Rob Van Dam. Siaki tags out to Joey Mercury. Implant DDT by Rob Van Dam! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Joey Mercury gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Five Star Frog Splash! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.

20 Man Battle Royal.

Match Background: This match is for the Cancelled Television title.

The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Bushwhacker Butch by Vampiro. Remember when that was a legit finish? Vampiro scoops and slams Bushwhacker Butch. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? J.Hardy hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Karagias takes a flying neckbreaker from Jeff Hardy. B. Lawler uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! B. Lawler threw David Flair all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 1) Powerslam from Bushwhacker Luke on James. Luke tried to eliminate BG James, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Bushwhacker Butch strikes Ahmed Johnson. Bushwhacker Butch scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Maff receives some punishment by The Boogeyman but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Boogeyman threw Dan Maff all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 2) Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Karagias goes down. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Jeff Hardy connects and Evan Karagias is down! Buff slams Bushwhacker Luke. Bushwhacker Luke got bundled out by Buff. (Elimination # 3) Bushwhacker Butch hits a right hand on Gillberg and follows it up with a couple more. Butch DDTs Gillberg. Droese is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. High Angle DDT by Buff Bagwell just SPIKES Duke Droese down! Gillberg takes a headbutt from Duke Droese. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Duke Droese just KILLS Gillberg! STIFF high kick on Boogeyman by Jeff Hardy. The Boogeyman got bundled out by J.Hardy. (Elimination # 4) Bodyslam by Balls. Balls Mahoney connects with rights and lefts and Gillberg is down! Bodyslam by Credible. Credible went for the elimination, but BG James held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Ahmed Johnson by Credible. Remember when that was a legit finish? Credible threw Ahmed Johnson all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 5) Spin kick by Brian Lawler to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Gillberg got bundled out by B. Lawler. (Elimination # 6) BAAACK Body drop by Butch gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kanyon threw Bushwhacker Butch over the top rope, but Bushwhacker Butch skinned the cat to save himself! J.Hardy slams Vampiro. Vampiro was eliminated by J.Hardy. (Elimination # 7) BIG clothesline on B. Lawler. James threw Brian Lawler all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 8) Buff Bagwell hits a bulldog off the ropes. Buff threw Duke Droese over the top rope, but Duke Droese skinned the cat to save himself! STIFF~! chop lights up Credible who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Justin Credible by Buff. Remember when that was a legit finish? Balls is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Balls Mahoney got eliminated by Watts. (Elimination # 9) Dustin hits a right hand. Dustin threw Duke Droese all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 10) Beefcake takes a headbutt from Buff Bagwell. Fallaway slam by Buff Bagwell puts down Brutus Beefcake. Kanyon scoops and slams Brutus Beefcake. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Fallaway slam by Chris Kanyon puts down Brutus Beefcake. Kanyon hits a right hand. Chris Kanyon with a spinning neckbreaker on Beefcake. Watts is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Dustin Rhodes scores with a standing spinebuster. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Karagias goes down. BAAACK Body drop by Karagias gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kanyon slams Dustin Rhodes. Powerbomb on Dustin. Buff hits a right hand. Buff slams Chris Kanyon down and motions to the crowd. Credible is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Watts threw Justin Credible all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 11) Uninspired brawling from Bushwhacker Butch. Brutus Beefcake got bundled out by Butch. (Elimination # 12) Watts slams Bushwhacker Butch down and motions to the crowd. Watts threw Bushwhacker Butch over the top rope, but Bushwhacker Butch skinned the cat to save himself! Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Buff. Buff Bagwell got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by J.Hardy. (Elimination # 13) Chris Kanyon hits some punches. How generic. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Chris Kanyon connects and Erik Watts is down! Watts takes a headbutt from Dustin Rhodes. Erik Watts got eliminated by Dustin. (Elimination # 14) Butch takes a flying neckbreaker from Jeff Hardy. J.Hardy tried to eliminate Bushwhacker Butch, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Kanyon gets splashed in the corner. Wack kick from Butch. Spear by Dustin Rhodes. Dustin threw Evan Karagias over the top rope, but Evan Karagias skinned the cat to save himself! J.Hardy uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Dustin. STIFF high kick on Karagias by Jeff Hardy. Evan Karagias got bundled out by J.Hardy. (Elimination # 15) BG James connects with rights and lefts and Jeff Hardy is down! James threw Jeff Hardy over the top rope, but Jeff Hardy skinned the cat to save himself! Dustin Rhodes connects with rights and lefts and Bushwhacker Butch is down! Death valley driver by Dustin Rhodes! No one executes that move properly anymore. Bushwhacker Butch strikes Jeff Hardy with a hard blow. Butch tried to eliminate Jeff Hardy, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Jeff Hardy connects with a back heel kick on Dustin and gets back up quickly. Dustin Rhodes got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by J.Hardy. (Elimination # 16) Flying shoulder tackle by James sends Kanyon CRASHING to the mat. James threw Chris Kanyon all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 17) Spin kick by Jeff Hardy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Jeff Hardy strikes Butch. J.Hardy gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Jeff Hardy got eliminated by James. (Elimination # 18) Bushwhacker Butch hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Bushwhacker Butch scores with a poor standing spinebuster. James kicks Bushwhacker Butch in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bushwhacker Butch got bundled out by James.

My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this.

Marty Jannetty vs Kid Romeo.

Match Background: Jannetty is making his debut at this show. Romeo is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Flying elbow from Kid Romeo connects. Lightning kick by Romeo on Jannetty. Covers for a quick two count. Romeo drops an elbow...but Marty Jannetty moves out of the way. Kid Romeo gets hip tossed by Jannetty. Face crusher from Jannetty on Romeo sets up for an elbowdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Swan dive headbutt from Jannetty but without much elevation on the move. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Face crusher from Jannetty on Romeo sets up for an elbowdrop. Marty Jannetty misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Jannetty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Jannetty is out just before the three count. Jannetty takes a flying neckbreaker from Kid Romeo. Kid Romeo strikes Jannetty. Marty Jannetty powers out of a Kid Romeo headlock. Kid Romeo takes a knee lift from Jannetty. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Marty Jannetty with an enziguri. Kid Romeo can barely stand. Rocker Dropper!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match.

Ultimate Warrior vs Scott Steiner vs Randy Savage vs Lex Luger.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Warrior is making his debut at this show. Poppa Pump is making his debut at this show. Savage is making his debut at this show. Luger is making his debut at this show. This match is for the XSW Heavyweight title.

The Match: Uninspired brawling from Randy Savage. Running clothesline from Randy Savage was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Poppa Pump blocks a punch. Tag to Ultimate Warrior. Ultimate Warrior hits a right hand on Randy Savage. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Warrior DDTs Randy Savage. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Big kick from Warrior staggers Savage but that's about it. Savage ducks a wild right hand. Savage tags out to Lex Luger. Lex Luger hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Ultimate Warrior takes a right hand to the temple from Luger. Warrior counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Warrior slams Lex Luger down. Luger is sure in trouble now. Ultimate Warrior turns Luger inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Cover gets three for Ultimate Warrior, Luger got pinned. Poppa Pump slams Ultimate Warrior. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Ultimate Warrior by Poppa Pump. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive backbreaker on Warrior and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Warrior blocks a punch. Side suplex from Warrior. Tag to Randy Savage. Side suplex from Savage. ONE...TWO...THREE. Savage defeats Poppa Pump. Wack kick from Savage. Warrior powers out of a headlock. Ultimate Warrior hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Randy Savage elbows Ultimate Warrior in the face to break a hammerlock. Weak bodyslam on Warrior by Savage sets up a legdrop. Randy Savage has Ultimate Warrior down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Savage Elbow, forget about it. 1....2...3!

My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*.

This is always a painfully good time.

WrestleSuck:

Juventud Guerrera vs Sean Waltman.

Match Background: Waltman is making his debut at this show. Juventud Guerrera is the reigning Will Never Be World Champion champion, and has been since 02 October 2006.

The Match: Waltman takes a flying neckbreaker from Juventud Guerrera. SUPER frankensteiner on Waltman, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sean Waltman fights out of a grapple. Waltman just WAFFLES Juvi with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Sean Waltman connects. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Sean Waltman. Pin, but Juvi is out just before the three count. Sean Waltman hits a rolling kick on Juvi. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Juventud Guerrera fights out of a grapple. Juvi crushes Waltman with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Juventud Guerrera. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Juventud Guerrera hits a rolling kick on Waltman. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Juventud Guerrera kicks the leg, knocks Waltman down, and goes to work on it. Waltman blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Hard back suplex on Juvi. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Juvi walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Juventud Guerrera is in trouble. X-Factor! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: Good bout. In my estimation, it's about ***3/4.

WINNER: Sean Waltman

The Bushwhackers vs Towering Nightmare.

Match Background: Viscera is making his debut at this show. The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Ahmed and Viscera are teaming up as Towering Nightmare for the first time tonight.

The Match: Bushwhacker Butch hits Ahmed. Ahmed takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Butch tags out to Bushwhacker Luke. The Bushwhackers whip Ahmed into the corner. Bushwhacker Butch whips Bushwhacker Luke in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bushwhacker Luke strikes Ahmed Johnson with a hard blow. Ahmed backdrops Bushwhacker Luke out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Ahmed Johnson. Powerslam from Ahmed Johnson on Luke. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Viscera. Viscera hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin, but Luke is out just before the three count. A powerslam so weak, my grandmother could have performed it, is actually pulled off by Viscera on Luke. Bushwhacker Luke reverses a hip toss. Bushwhacker Luke hits a right hand on Viscera. Tag to Bushwhacker Butch. Wack kick from Butch. Tag between Viscera and Ahmed Johnson. Butch slams Ahmed Johnson down. Ahmed is sure in trouble now. Ahmed holds Bushwhacker Butch in place. Viscera charges...but Butch ducks, andVisceraends up flooringAhmed! Bushwhacker Butch moves in for the kill. Big Headbutt!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: I'll give a 3/4 star rating, but only if you promise to improve as a booker.

WINNERS: The Bushwhackers

Jeff Hardy vs Invader #1.

Match Background: Invader #1 is making his debut at this show.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up J.Hardy who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! J.Hardy pushes out of a Invader #1 hold. J.Hardy crushes Invader #1 with a huge legdrop. Springboard dropkick from Jeff Hardy. Nicely done. Invader #1 can barely stand. Twist Of Fate!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. **

WINNER: Jeff Hardy

NWA Next Generation II vs The SAT.

Match Background: Joel is making his debut at this show. Jose is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Joel receives some punishment by David Flair but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. David Flair hits a right hand on Joel Maximo. David Flair scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Joel tags out to Jose Maximo. Jose Maximo connects with a back heel kick on D.Flair and gets back up quickly. Jose goes for a splash but D.Flair puts the knees up. Jose Maximo takes a right hand to the temple from D.Flair. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Tag between David Flair and Brian Lawler. NWA Next Generation II whip Jose into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. SUPER frankensteiner on Jose, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jose goes down. Tag between Brian Lawler and David Flair. Jose Maximo gets knocked to the ground by D.Flair. Here it comes...Figure Four Leglock! Jose Maximo taps!

My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started.

WINNERS: NWA Next Generation

Randy Orton vs Scott Hall.

Match Background: Orton is making his debut at this show. Hall is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Orton takes a headbutt from Scott Hall. STIFF~! chop lights up Orton who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bodyslam by Hall. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Randy Orton by Hall. Remember when that was a legit finish? Scott Hall misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Bodyslam by Orton. Spear by Randy Orton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scott Hall is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Spear by Scott Hall. Covers for a quick two count. High Angle DDT by Scott Hall just SPIKES Randy Orton down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Orton powers out of a headlock. Hall takes a headbutt from Randy Orton. Hall pushes out of a Randy Orton hold. BIG clothesline on Orton. Randy Orton is in trouble. Outsider's Edge! 1....2....3.

My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad.

WINNER: Scott Hall

BG James vs Sabu.

Match Background: This match is for the Cancelled Television title. BG James has been Cancelled Television champion since 02 October 2006.

The Match: BIG clothesline on James. Full nelson slam on James. Covers for a quick two count. James blocks a punch. STIFF~! chop lights up Sabu who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bodyslam by James. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Sabu is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from BG James. Sabu blocks a kick from BG James. Full nelson slam on James. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on James. Pin, but James is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on James. James is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. James reverses a Sabu hammerlock. BAAACK Body drop by Sabu gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by BG James connects and Sabu is down! Sabu slams James, who rolls onto his stomach. What is BG James doing? Sabu picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises James up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! BG James is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that James had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Sabu must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot!

My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4

WINNER: BG James

I deeply apologize for the quality of that show. I will try to never have that many good matches again.

Don't worry, If I had the time, to play EWR with any regularity, I'd put on shows off glacially bad quality