brilliant

:lol:


You could say he's better than the rest of the herd.... hyuck yuck.

Sting and Warrior with the reunion finally? OMG~! dOOd!

Cmon, where are the tourney brackets. And whats up with the Backseat MEN anyway?

And how the hell did you pull a better ratings than CSW. Must be all these old people in the bible belt.

Plague's show had one more person in the crowd than mine did. This means war!

That was me. I left the commentator's table to go get a chili dog.

Good job. Boost those numbers.

I bought four tickets for me at my own show. And I made sure that none of my workers got in the building without paying. Which is why Sabu wasn't on this week's show

32 Man Fisticuffs Tournament: Road to the Title

Bracket 1:

El Generico vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Trent Acid vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Scott Hall vs. Goldberg
Jay Lethal vs. Steven Richards
Colt Cabana vs. Johnny Kashmere
Sting vs. Chris Masters
The Boogeyman vs. Air Paris
Ultimate Warrior vs. (Mystery Opponent)

Bracket 2:

Hulk Hogan vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Rhyno vs. Kevin Nash
Val Venis vs. The Human Tornado
Randy Orton vs. Izzy
John Cena vs. Chris Kanyon
Rey Mysterio vs. Deranged
AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Rave
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mikey Whipwreck

Tournament standings following the May 6 Mid-Atlantic Flood show:

Bracket 1:

El Generico vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Trent Acid vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Scott Hall vs. Goldberg
Jay Lethal vs. Steven Richards
Colt Cabana vs. Johnny Kashmere
Sting vs. Chris Masters
The Boogeyman vs. Air Paris
Ultimate Warrior vs. (Mystery Opponent)

Bracket 2:

Hulk Hogan vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Rhyno vs. Kevin Nash
Val Venis vs. The Human Tornado
Randy Orton vs. Izzy
John Cena vs. Chris Kanyon
Rey Mysterio vs. Deranged
AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Rave
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mikey Whipwreck

This will be effective at the end of the month.

So what if I hired Kamala today?

Doesn't adding two wrestlers put you over the roster limit? Just something that I noticed.

I had 34, put one on the shelf, and hired two. Once the two leave, Masters will be back, giving me 34 again.

You can't just "suspend" him in a storyline and hold him. He is still involved. If so, I could suspend 10 guys and hire 10. I don't think it works like that.

Masters would have to be let go completely in order to keep you at 35.

If they were free agents, I could care less. So if you'd want to suspend 10 guys to get 10 for month, I'd say knock yourself out.

And this right here is why we need rules.

But, doesn't this make the roster cap a completely obsolete concept, thus encouraging anarchy?

Yes. I have to agree. 36 as compared to 35 is complete anarchy.

I think he was saying anarchy if the roster cap was obsolete. But thats only what I think. I don't really know.

Brilliant idea! Necro Butcher would be the perfect jobber for my e-fed! Thanks smelly!

Lol. He's under contract to me, he's my retard to abuse and beat.

That reminds me, can I borrow Necro Butcher for my second show? I'll let you borrow all three Spirit Squad members I have :D

Necro Butcher would just end-up jobbing to Masters and Scotty 2 Hotty week after week.

May 6, 2006
NWA: Mid-Atlantic's Saturday Night Flood
Commentary by Jim Ross and Bobby Heenan.


Scott Hall is backstage, when Kevin Nash comes over.
Hall: Hey yo’.
Nash: Hey.
Hall: So chico, I’ve been thinking. You remember the old days when we had fun wrecking WCW?
Nash: Yeah, those were the good ole’ days.
Hall: So, why don’t we do it here in Mid-Atlantic.
Nash: Striaght to the point as always, Scott.
Hall: But a good point.
Nash: Such a good idea in fact, what say you to having a tag match against one tag who wants to take us.
Hall: Brilliant. Who and where is the Commish around here?
86


Commissioner Bobby Heenan catches up with Hall and Nash.
Heenan: Hall, Nash…no need to call out anyone - I’ll make the match for you. Tonight you will be wrestling The Backseat Men in a tag team match. Enjoy boys, and congrats on bringing The Outsiders back together again. And after that, we’re going to get the Fisticuffs Tournament started to decide our first Mid-Atlantic champion. So, get out there and get that match done.
90


The Outsiders def. Backseat Men at 7:28 when Nash Jacknife Powerbombed Trent Acid.
***
80/72/88


First Round: Val Venis def. The Human Tornado at 5:17 with the Money Shot. After the match, Venis and Human Tornado shook hands.
Dud
49/40/59


First Round: Christopher Daniels def. El Generico when he low blows Generico and pins him in a small package. After the match, El Generico still wanted to shake Daniels hands, so Daniels put him in the Angel’s Wings.
**
69/54/84


Hulk Hogan is in the ring.
Hogan: Next week, Abdullah The Butcher and I have a match to advance in the tournament. Abbie, just because you’re my elder, that doesn’t mean I’m going to go easy on you, brother! You can come to the ring with your fork. Hell, you can come to the ring with a knife, fork, spoon – bring the entire flatware set; either way, I’m not going to lose this match, and I’m going to take this Fisticuffs tournament by storm, brother! I hope you’ve taken you vitamins and said you prayers bother! Because watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!
99


First Round: Rey Mysterio def. Deranged at 8:46 with the 619.
**
69/54/84


Sting def. Chris Masters at 10:16 when Randy Orton interfered and RKO'ed Sting. Masters and Orton double-teamed Sting, until the Ultimate Warrior cleared the ring, and gorilla pressed Masters out the ring, and left Orton back-peddling.
**1/2
76/65/88

May 13, 2006
NWA: Mid-Atlantic Saturday Night Flood
Commentary by Jim Ross and Bobby Heenan

Heenan: Before you even say anything tonight JR, shut up! There’s a tournament that needs to be done!

JR: Fine then Brain! Let’s get things started!

First Round: Randy Orton def. Izzy with the RKO at 4:38. After the match Sting attacked Orton and put him in the Stinger Splash and Scorpion Deathlock.
¼* 52/44/73

First Round: Colt Cabana def. Johnny Kashmere with the Colt 45 at 7:28.
½* 54/34/89

First Round: Scotty 2 Hotty def. Trent Acid with The Worm at 8:23.
*1/2 66/63/86

Randy Orton is walking backstage and approaches his locker room.
Orton to a road agent Arn Anderson: Hey you! Get me a Diet Coke!
Anderson: What did you say?
Orton: I said get me a Diet Coke.
Anderson: Are you out of your mind Orton? I’m nobody’s bitch.
Orton: I think you should Arn for I am THE Legend Killer. And last I knew, you are hardly a legend in the first place. So go out back and get me a cold Diet Coke.
Anderson: You sonavabitch.
Road Agent Johnny Ace runs over to Anderson.
Ace: Arn! Arn! Let it go, let it go. Orton is going to be the future of this business. Just let it go.
Orton: Haha! And don’t for forget! I also want a whole-grain bagel with low-fat cream cheese! And don’t forget my multi-vitamin; you can’t have a body like this and not take care of.
Orton opens his locker room and a black baseball bat is hanging from the ceiling and swinging in front of the doorway. Orton takes a step back scared and bumps into someone.
Orton covers his head and cowers: No Sting! Don’t kill! Not the bat! Not the bat!
Arnderson: It’s just me Arn, Randy. I’m not Sting. I brought you your food and drink.
Orton: Oh, thanks, Arn. :pauses and grabs his food and drink from Anderson: Hey! His isn’t Diet! :Orton RKOs Anderson in the hallway. Orton sips the Coke and spits is on Anderon: And besides, I asked for a whole wheat bagel!
Orton rips the bat from the ceiling and slams his locker room door. Ace runs over to Anderson and yells for medical attention.
92

First Round: Steven Richards def. Jay Lethal with the Stevie T at 12:48.
½* 55/52/73

Johnny Kashmere and Trent Acid are walking backstage when they spot Scotty 2 Hotty and Colt Cabana at the vending machine.
Acid: Hey! You're the guys who beat us one-on-one tonight!
Colt: Hey, I guess we did.
Kashmere: You're so gonna play. You're just luck we both had singles matches tonight, otherwise you both would still be licking your wounds.
Scotty: Ew, you lick your own wounds buddy.
Acid: Johnny brings up the point we were saying earlier backstage. You two cheaped your ways one-on-one, but you could never beat us in a tag match.
Colt: That's a fact, huh? How about this: After the Fisticuff tourney ends and champions are decided, how about we try a little tag team match.
Kashmere: I think that's doable. We might be out for the Mid-Atlantic title, but that just means we're number one for the Tag Team titles. And if you're lucky, may be we'll be gracious enough for you guys to take a shot at our titles.
Colt: You have have the Tag Titles Backseat Men, because we're going to be Mid-Atlantic and Virginia State Title holders when that time comes.
Trent: So it's a deal.
Scotty: It's a deal.
Kasmere: Then we're decided.
Colt: Great! Now, can someone help me get my chips?
72

First Round: Rhyno def. Kevin Nash at 9:50 when Rhyno low-blowed Nash and Gored him. After the match Scott Hall attacked Rhyno and put him in The Outsiders Edge.
*1/2 64/78/59

First Round: Goldberg def. Scott Hall with the Jackhammer
*** 69/68/87

Tournament standings following the May 13 Mid-Atlantic Flood show:

Bracket 1:

El Generico vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Trent Acid vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Scott Hall vs. Goldberg
Jay Lethal vs. Steven Richards
Colt Cabana vs. Johnny Kashmere
Sting vs. Chris Masters
The Boogeyman vs. Air Paris
Ultimate Warrior vs. (Mystery Opponent)

Bracket 2:

Hulk Hogan vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Rhyno vs. Kevin Nash
Val Venis vs. The Human Tornado
Randy Orton vs. Izzy
John Cena vs. Chris Kanyon
Rey Mysterio vs. Deranged
AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Rave
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mikey Whipwreck

That Orton/Anderson segment was comedy gold :P

There was actually more it, but I was in class at the time and forgot by the time I wrote it out.

Another interesting show. The Orton/AA segment was on track for being something great, but seemed ot lack a bit of execution in the actual script....I'm not sure. And what was up with Rhyno/Nash and Goldberg/Hall? Did they serve any purpose? Just seemed like you tossed some matches on the end, with no reason really...

The Rhyno/Nash and Goldberg/Hall matches are part of the first round of the Fisticuffs tournament. I even highlighted their names in the tournament brackets after the most recent edition of Flood to sow they won their matches and advanced in the tournament.

Ah, my mistake. I didn't see the "First Round:" before each match.

Updated Tournament Brackets:

Fisticuffs World Title Tournament: Bracket I

Fisticuffs World Title Tournament: Bracket II

Kudos to Leena for the site since I couldn't find it before.

May 20, 2006
NWA: Mid-Atlantic's Saturday Night Flood
Tonight special guest commentators Prof. Plague and TheGreatWhiteChoate accompany Jim Ross and Commissioner Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

Air Paris is in the ring, calling out the Boogeyman. He gets the crowd to start chanting “Nobody’s afraid of the Boogeyman!” Then he says that only little snotnosed kids would be afraid of somebody as ridiculous as that, and calls himself “the high monarch of NWA: Mid-Atlantic. Suddenly the ring goes dark and the Boogeyman’s music starts to play. As ringside announcer Plague goes nuts and color commentator TheGreatWhiteChoate leaves to pick up his pizza, Air Paris calmly picks up a chair and waits. The Boogeyman appears behind him and smashes a clock over his head. Air Paris nearly wets his tights. The Boogeyman picks up Air Paris by the throat and says “I’M THE BOOGEYMAN!” A quick chokeslam, the lights come back on, and the match is underway.
70

First Round: The Boogey Man def. Air Paris with the Goodnight at 4:38.
*
60/54/67

Commissioner Bobby Heenan is in the ring:
So, in case everyone hasn’t noticed, there’s a little gap in our Fisticuffs Title Tournament. In the first round Ultimate Warrior is supposed to take on a mystery opponent. Now, here’s the we need, we need someone take that spot. There are 34 people in NWA: Mid-Atlantic. There’s 33 wrestlers and me, a Commissioner Bobby Heenan, and I need someone to take on the Ultimate Warrior tonight. And, as much as I would like wrestle the Ultimate Warrior, I have hurt neck; so, like hell I’m gonna wrestle him. This leaves 33, and as much as I would like to see the Ultimate Warrior wrestle himself and in a match and pin himself, that doesn’t work. So, this leave me with one wrestler, but I want to get everyone involved, so I have decided the Ultimate Warrior will be in a handicap match tonight against the two people are aren’t currently in the tournament: Romeo and Antonio, the Heart Throbs! If the Heart Throbs win, they will wrestle one-on-one to decide who take that spot in the tournament. If the Ultimate Warrior win, well he just advances in the tournament with no strings attached. So Ultimate Warrior, Heart Throbs, get down here so we can see who takes this tournament slot.
80

First Round: Ultimate Warrior def. The Heart Throbs with an Ultimate Bomber Pin on both of the Heart Throbs at 12:15.
*1/4
62/63/63

First Round: AJ Styles def. Jimmy Rave with the Styles Clash at 7:14.
**1/4.
71/62/80

First Round: Chavo Guerrero def. Mikey Whipwreck with a low-blow and Gory Bomb at 6:48.
**3/4.
76/70/82

First Round: John Cena def. Chris Kanyon. with the F-U at 15:35. After the match, the two shook hands.
**1/2
75/74/76

First Round: Hulk Hogan def. Abdullah The Butcher with the Legdrop of Doom at 9:48.
**1/2
75/76/74

Tournament standings following the May 20 Mid-Atlantic Flood show:

Bracket 1:

El Generico vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Trent Acid vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Scott Hall vs. Goldberg
Jay Lethal vs. Steven Richards
Colt Cabana vs. Johnny Kashmere
Sting vs. Chris Masters
The Boogeyman vs. Air Paris
Ultimate Warrior vs. The Heart Throbs

Bracket 2:

Hulk Hogan vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Rhyno vs. Kevin Nash
Val Venis vs. The Human Tornado
Randy Orton vs. Izzy
John Cena vs. Chris Kanyon
Rey Mysterio vs. Deranged
AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Rave
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mikey Whipwreck

Or go to the NWA: Mid-Altantic web-site to check them out!

Fisticuffs Tournament: Bracket I

Fisticuff Tournament: Backet II

Semi-Finals:

Bracket I:
"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Goldberg vs. Steven Richards
Colt Cabana vs. Sting
The Boogeyman vs. Ultimate Warrior

Bracket II:

Hulk Hogan vs. Rhyno
Val Venis vs. Randy Orton
John Cena vs. Rey Mysterio
AJ Styles vs. Chavo Guerrero