Because I'm bored between shifts at work, I thought I would give this a whirl. I'm pretty sure the card is set in stone now, so go ahead and book Wrestlemania 22. Basically try to make the best show and scenario for the future, and also list the order of matches. Why not? Here goes.

Opener: United States Championship: Chris Benoit v JBL:
Benoit wins via the crossface in about 11 minutes.

Playboy Pillow Fight: Torrie Wilson v Candice Michelle
I don't care. Candice wins by cheating, however the fuck you do that.

Boogeyman v Booker T/Sharmell
Boogeyman wins in about 5 minutes after Sharmell hits Booker with her shoe...and Boogeyman eats it.

Money in the Bank: Ric Flair v Shelton Benjamin v Bobby Lashley v Finlay v Matt Hardy v Rob Van Dam
Ric Flair wins in about 20 minutes.

Casket Match: Undertaker v Mark Henry
Taker wins what is essentially a squash, putting Henry and Daivari in the casket.

Tag Team Titles: Kane & Big Show v Carlito & Chris Masters
Kane and Show win in about 10 minutes after heel miscommunication. After the match, Masters is berating Carlito, and Carlito checks his ass, turning face.

Hardcore Match: Mick Foley v Edge
Edge wins in a bloody match with more gimmicks than you can shake a stick at.

Women's Title: Trish Stratus v Mickie James
Trish kicks her ass early, but Mickie outlasts her and wins it after a low blow and a roll up.

No Holds Barred: Vince McMahon v Shawn Michaels
They'll tease Hart's involvement, but it won't happen, and HBK will win after nailing Vince with the superkick.

World Title Match: Kurt Angle v Rey Mysterio v Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio wins his first World Title by pinning Randy Orton. Angle shakes his hand afterwards, and snaps, attacking Mysterio.

WWE Title Match: John Cena v Triple H
In a match much longer than it should be, Triple H outlasts Cena despite Cena's consistent work on Triple H's knee. After the match, the King of Kings climbs the top rope, when Ric Flair's music hits. Flair walks to the ring with his Money in the Bank briefcase, and goes right to work on Triple H, locking in the figure four and getting the tap out in about 2 minutes. Most of the roster hits the ring to parade Flair around, most notable by his absence is John Cena.


Future: Triple H defeats Flair the following night to win his TWELFTH World Title. Cena attempts to run in and help Flair during the match, but is unsuccessful. Following the match, Cena goes to shake Flair's hand and beats him senseless, getting on the mic, and calling him a bitch for stealing his thunder. Vince will continue his war on Shawn Michaels, naming him the #1 contender, and vowing that his "good son" Triple H will get the job done at Backlash.

Smackdown's mid-level roster is in shambled, so I don't know. I'd run with Rey-Angle for a while, cause I hate Randy Orton.

Opener: United States Championship: Chris Benoit v JBL:
Benoit wins via the crossface, and continious assaults on JBL's injured hand, 14 minutes.

Playboy Pillow Fight: Torrie Wilson v Candice Michelle
Candice wins.

Boogeyman v Booker T/Sharmell
Boogeyman wins after scaring Booker T and making him rin away.

Money in the Bank: Ric Flair v Shelton Benjamin v Bobby Lashley v Finlay v Matt Hardy v Rob Van Dam
Rob Van Dam wins in about 17 minutes.

Casket Match: Undertaker v Mark Henry
Taker wins what is essentially a squash, putting Henry and Daivari in the casket.

Tag Team Titles: Kane & Big Show v Carlito & Chris Masters
Masters and Carlito win, ending Show's and Kane's lousy run as champions.

Hardcore Match: Mick Foley v Edge
Edge wins, Foley takes crazy bumps, bleeds a lot, and does nothing new.

Women's Title: Trish Stratus v Mickie James
Mickie pins Trish after stealing her finisher.

No Holds Barred: Vince McMahon v Shawn Michaels
I actually think Bret may show up, but won't do anything physical of the sort. Shane will turn on Vince here, and Shawn will win, of course.

World Title Match: Kurt Angle v Rey Mysterio v Randy Orton
Randy Orton wins, as much as I hate to say it.

WWE Title Match: John Cena v Triple H
Triple H regains the World title, and begins another long reign as champion.

Future: Rob Van Dam will get a World title match at One Night Stand II (what a pun on words) and will lose, cleanly.

Call me crazy, but I wouldn't mind if Jamie's version of the main event came true.


And in all honesty, I'd give the main event to Smackdown, for the simple reason that I don't expect the crowd to be kind to HHH/Cena, so it wouldn't be such a disaster if they put it on the undercard, like they did with Lesnar/Goldberg.

Eh. They already played off that earlier this year. Cena retained in the Elimination Chamber, then Edge comes out, wins the title. Then jobs it back to Cena, who is about to be squashed by HHH, who would then lose to Flair in the same night ? That'd make the title, Cena, Edge, and HHH look like shit, considering they've all easily beaten Flair.