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:no:

It's not been the same since John Noakes left.

I'm waiting for them to admit that the voting is fixed on Strictly Come Dancing. At least that'd explain how Kenny Logan and Kate Garraway are still in the damn thing :ponder:

Get down Shep ! :tear:

You watch it? :o

Kelly Brook's in it, of course I watch it :naughty:

Oh good lord. :rolleyes:

Good man Steve, of course watching something with Kelly Brook in something that all men should be doing...


>I have it on series link< :lol:

And I shall be recording it when I go to the Black Sabbath gig tomorrow night :lol:

Shame Lilia's out. I could watch her gyrate all weekend :naughty:

You're going to Black Sabbath?

I'll have to sell your ticket to Heaven and Hell then ;) :lol:

I said Black Sabbath because it sounded better. Plus there's no chance Jane would've known who Heaven & Hell are :ph43r: :lol:

Hold on just a minute, matey boy.

Why do I keep getting dragged into every thread? I'm just a sweet, innocent, poster.

(OK, so I have no idea who Heaven & Hell are).

Ah.. :shifty: :lol:

Dragged?? :lol:

Yes, we've witnessed you kicking and screaming your way around the board :p :lol:

They're Black Sabbath ;)














There, that'll confuse her :ph43r: :lol:

Skweemin and kikkin, zakerly.

An angel, is what I am (and not the kind wot vamps either).

And anybody who disses my Spikey will have me to deal with.

I hate Spike. He ruined Buffy. And his accent was nearly as bad as Dick Van Dyke's. They should've killed him off at the end of season 2. Angel-wannabe :ph43r:

<< Has to slap Steve in the face again >>

Dear God man, no-one`s accent was a bad as Dick Van Dyke`s !! No-one`s !!! :lol:

Although, hang on, I just don`t remember him being in Buffy. Was there a Diagnosois : Murder set in Sunnydale ? :blink:

I think Jane and Sarah have been drinking :kate: :ponder:

If only. :lol:

Ooh, that reminds me, I must get little flotation jackets for my vodka bottles in case of flooding this Winter. :ponder:

Spike's accent wasn't too bad, except the letter "a" let him down.

It was very much a tomaytoe tomarto thing - we say charnce and he said chans, albeit in an English accent (which was based on Tony Head's usual accent, by the way).

Dick van Dyke is a god, and you will also have me to answer to if you 'as a go at 'is aksent.

To be fair, both their accents are better than your spelling :p :lol:

Empty bottles float quite well......... :shifty: ......just a thought.....


:kate:

:lol:

Hmm, and I could put messages in the empties saying Please send more vodka before launching them out of the window. :ponder:

Sounds like a plan to me...... :thumbsup:

:ponder:

Though in the true tradition of Blue Peter.....you could always lash a load of them together with Sticky-backed-plastic and an egg box to make a raft.....then with a pair of Vals knickers as a sail, float to safety :)

Highly contentious.

We say "bath" not "barth" so there. :p

It all depends how much time Spike spent in Yorkshire. sk

I agree but I would qualify that statement by saying he ruined S6 and S7. sk

:lmao:

Oooh, and I could use the advent candle thingy as a steering wheel. :ponder:

Ah yes, the advent candle thingy....... :rolleyes: some things are best forgotten about.... :lol:

Perhaps you could start another 'appeal'.......something along the lines of 'collect 4 million Coke can ringpulls to buy a loft conversion vodka bottle sanctuary'... :ponder:

:lol:

Better yet, I could get Absolut sponsorship. :)

And have a live webcam showing little baby vodka bottles in their natural habitat. :ponder:

You could get Kate Humble and bl'oddie round to do a feature for springwatch..... :ponder:

Mmmmm, Kate Humble :drool: :wub:

Aw, Kelly Brook's father passed away. Yet she's carrying on with Strictly Come Dancing. Strange decision. I know I wouldn't have :ermm:

Now you're talking, yummy older bird :thumbsup:

You're agreeing with me?? :o

I've just gone right off her :snooty: :lol: