Following on from one of the TNG threads...

Discuss!

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Ooh, we have a split decision :lol:

I'm sure Klingons listen to Metal as well :ponder:

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I suppose Klingon opera does sound a bit like Skyclad :ponder:

Anyway, according to David Gerrold, a Klingon is the type of person who files his/her teeth to a point and also farts in airlocks :lol:

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Crowded lifts maybe :whistling:

My thoughts exactly :lol:

And on the tube, of course :lol:

And, being a Klingon, you'd have to tell everybody you did it and then deck 'em if they took issue with you :01:

Are you insulting my honour, puny human :01:

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A bit too high-pitched. Sounded more like a Romulan to me :ph43r: :p

A split-decision no more! :01:

C'mon Dave, own up, you've already made your own Bat'leth haven't you.....? :lol:

See Dave - James does agree with you sometimes :p

:lmao:

<<<thud>>

Puts jaw back in :lol:

Go me :thumbsup:

I did nearly pay an obscene amount of money to have a proper klingon costume done up but decided against it :lol:

I'll just stick to me Captain Kirk Y Fronts :ph43r: :whistling:

<<shudder>>

To go with your Tribbles t-shirt no doubt (please don't wear that to the pub ever again) :lol:

I used to have a Spock uniform when I was about 7 or 8. I grew out of it last year, though :tear:

I'm really hoping that those are merchandise and not the genuine article.......:x :lol:

Don't remind me of Star Trek costumes, brings back memories of the christmas presents I never got.

Tesco were selling these tri-corder and phaser Original Series toys, I asked for them for Christmas but apparently they had all sold out by the time my parents actually got around to getting anything.

I did get a bike though that year I think, which is more of a healthy present physically and mentally.

Dave's probably got spares if you ask him really nice....... :ph43r: :lol:

It's probably one he made earlier using some wallpaper, a roll of cellophane, some vinyl and a bit of sticky-backed plastic :lol:

So Dave, been out recently in your Yeoman, Janice Rand(y) costume? I heard Steve tried to get it on with you the last time you wore it, and after he slobbered all over you, you decided it was best to keep it in the cupboard, still I think its a free country and you should be able to wear it whenever you like. :lol:

Dear God I think I'm scarred for life! :lmao:

Sideways presumably :p :lol:

And there's nothing wrong with my Tribbles T-Shirt :snooty:

Genuine 1968 unwashed Shatner wear including 'follow through' marks and front excitement patch. Often I wear them on my head :ph43r: :drool: :toomuchtv: :mandown:

Don't listen to Dan, James, he's talking nonsense. Dave knows he doesn't need a yeoman's uniform to get me to slobber on him - all he has to do is buy me a few pints and then wait for me to pass out :lol:

:lmao:

Sideways, lengthways, every bloody way :lol:

Yeah, I remember hearing about you on the news, your the one that superglued the Spock pointy ears on their head and had to have them surgically removed from your head.

(hmmmm.....alots come out today about Daves cross dressing and Steves childhood.......explains alot actually :lol: )

Hmm, it's quite scary how interested Dan is in these things :ponder: :fear:

You need to get out more, Dan :rolleyes:

I think this one's run it's course now guys.

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