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Title: Van Helsing
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LoobiLou - May 9, 2004 09:55 AM (GMT)
I went and saw VH yesterday and quite frankly, it’s pants. If you go see it the first thing you’ll notice is that every single female role is badly and over acted. Dracula’s brides and the lead female role, all very badly done. There’s hundreds of moments that make you want to cringe because it’s so unbelievably bad and there’s enough cheese in this film to power a Tuc factory. It was like sitting through "HULK" all over again. Just avoid it completely ...although the group of 12 year olds sitting next to me seemed to rather like it ;)

Jae - May 9, 2004 06:02 PM (GMT)
I bought it on *cough*pirate*cough* this morning. I may try and watch it later but if it's as bad as you say I don't think I'll bother.

Persephone - May 9, 2004 06:07 PM (GMT)
That's a disappointment, although from the trailers, KB seemed to have gone to the same accent school as Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula,

LoobiLou - May 9, 2004 07:18 PM (GMT)
To be fair to this movie, if it's the kinda film you like, you'll enjoy it. The plot is a little far fetched but we're on a cult tv board so that's not too big a obstacle for us to get over ;) but quite frankly it is as Eric says, utter y-front pantness!

The transformation scene of the werewolves are very good, but what the hell was wrong with the vampires mouths when biting someone??? :blink:

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:rolleyes:

willowroolz - May 13, 2004 03:24 PM (GMT)
I loved it! We went in expecting the worst and came out pleasantly surprised. Very little plot, but great action, thumping score and Kate Beckinsale. Top. :thumbsup:

LoobiLou - May 13, 2004 03:44 PM (GMT)
Kate Beckinsale <_<

willowroolz - May 13, 2004 03:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (LoobiLou @ May 13 2004, 05:44 PM)
Kate Beckinsale <_<

She's my new wallpaper. Mmmmm. :wub:

Persephone - May 13, 2004 04:16 PM (GMT)
What, but she's not a redhead, has the therapy session worked WR ;)

willowroolz - May 13, 2004 05:38 PM (GMT)
Totally. Especially after seeing this month's GQ!! :rolleyes:

I'm feeling guilty about Willow, though... :(

LoobiLou - May 13, 2004 05:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (willowroolz @ May 13 2004, 05:38 PM)
Totally. Especially after seeing this month's GQ!! :rolleyes:

I'm feeling guilty about Willow, though... :(

I bet she's a broken woman *tut tut* :(

Persephone - May 13, 2004 06:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (willowroolz @ May 13 2004, 05:38 PM)
Totally. Especially after seeing this month's GQ!! :rolleyes:

I'm feeling guilty about Willow, though... :(

Ah GQ, the gentleman's W**k Mag :lol:

I'm sure Willow will survive, apparently she likes girls now :P

LoobiLou - May 13, 2004 06:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Persephone @ May 13 2004, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (willowroolz @ May 13 2004, 05:38 PM)
Totally. Especially after seeing this month's GQ!!  :rolleyes:

I'm feeling guilty about Willow, though...  :(

Ah GQ, the gentleman's W**k Mag :lol:

I'm sure Willow will survive, apparently she likes girls now :P

Not seeing the difference :P

Persephone - May 13, 2004 06:41 PM (GMT)
Oh God, you're right, I've probably just encouraged him ;)

LoobiLou - May 13, 2004 06:51 PM (GMT)
Like he needs encouraging ;)

willowroolz - May 13, 2004 07:12 PM (GMT)
I can still hear you, you know! :lol:




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