Hello, hello friend ... quick, quick listen to me can?? ... I so afraid you salah buy your shares .. I mean I am afraid you would buy your shares wrongly because of what I have posted previously.

You see uh, I just found out from my egg-head kawan (friends) in the investment industry that buying a variety of shares also got problem one!!!! :( Wahla, living life on this dunia (world) is really very susah la! :unsure:

What's the problem, you asking? These telor-kepala friends of mine said the problem is call " N-E-G-A-T-I-V-E C-O-R-R-E-L-A-T- I- O -N" . You know la ... these jokers go to university, pay a lot of money to play,play and learn big words and just get one A4-size rolled paper only. :blink:

Actually it is simple ... no need to use so big-and-susah-to-pronounce words to describe this problem and go to unversity to get to know about it .

I give you a simple analogy to explain this problem: Now if I'm a big-time flour dealer I must not...never.. never.. marry an equally big-time baker (or is it 'bakeress' ... any English teacher here to help?) no matter how chantek, how sexy , how nice her buns are, how hiow, ...ooph! (sorry : slip of my fingers is no fault of my mind ... I hope :rolleyes: ) etc etc she is. :D

You know why? If some nasty insects or bacteria or fungi (which I'm often surrounded by .. :P ) decide to destroy all the wheat plants in this trouble-troubled world I would be out of business and the woman I married would be out of business .. and I would be left alone in poverty while she charbot (run away quickly) to find a big-time big banana-dealer to play, play with. :angry:


So remember uh don't buy and keep stocks which are so closely related that if one get smack the other feel the pain!! .... that is they should not be vulnerable to the same risk!

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If I'm a millionaire and if I were to put on a ring with a big glass crystal 'soldered' to it on my finger ... people would admire my ring because they would swear it is the largest diamond they had ever seen ... and I would look more handsome than I really am.

If people know that I am poor man (which I am) and I wear a large diamond ring (which I have borrowed from a childhood millionaire friend) the same people would not have a second look at it - for they would presume it is just a piece of glass.

What is the moral of this story?

Things would cost cheaper to you if you are rich. :D Haaahaaaaaa

If there's any kind soul here who knows how I could become rich quickly , can you please tell me WITHOUT delay, uh,uh?. Help!!!! TOLONG LA!!!!!!!! I'm am on the verge of BECOMING GILA - of losing my mind - trying to find out how I could be rich!!!!! HELP!!!! :(

Bye!

Have a profitable week, (in more ways than one) ok?

Please excuse me for my typo errors. Money not enough to attend typing class.

....Derrick