According to a new study, women use their entire brain when they're listening, whereas men only use half their brain. You know why that is? When a man is listening to a woman, the other half of the male brain is busy picturing what she looks like naked.
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Survey says......DING!!! 100% yes.
A fellow drank with friends until they closed the bar. He staggered home about 2 o'clock and was met at the door by his wife. She was madder than heck and wanted to know where he had been all night....
He said, "I have been bird watching!"
She said, "Bull crap! What kind of bird is out at this time of night for you to watch??"
He said, "A double breasted, red-headed, mattress thrasher!"
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