Animal activist Bo Derek was horrified to learn that the Queen of England wears antique sable coats.
She decided to confront the Queen over the issue, and arranged to get herself invited to an event which the Queen was also due to attend.
So a couple of months later, there they were at a very high class tea party. Rich people everywhere. Bo started looking around for the Queen. Sure enough, there she was. It was time for the confrontation!
She marched up to the Queen, and demanded an answer.
Elizabeth responded haughtily: "Some wear old fur to reign, Bo."
:P
Aaaahhh...it will soon be football season! Can't wait! (US Football that is)
A football game was in progress, and the quarterback of one of the teams was less than impressed with the officiating....
"What the hell are you trying to prove," he shouted....."You missed that call on the sidelines, you blew the first and ten penalty, you let that bastard of a lineman coldcock me, without a whistle....you STINK!"
The ref listened patiently, as the quarterback continued to rant, then picked up the football and marched fifteen yards backwards....
"How do I smell from here?" he asked.
:D