let's have some fun with movie quotes!!

One I especially like is from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with Jim Carrey in it.

(In a country priest voice)
"I have exorcised the demons!... This house is clear."

"That's why Roger Padactor (sp?) is dead, he found CAPTAIN WINKIE!!"

my favorite .. 300!! love that movie!

This is madness, this is Blasphemy..

THIS IS SPARTA!


Spartans! Prepare for Glory!!

Tonight, we dine in hell!!

Well this isn't a movie, but the TV show supernatural which many are familiar with I'm sure:

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those sick lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean: What are you talkin' about, I eat!

Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait. there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: That's cute.

Dean: (to Sam) You get online, check old obits, freak accidents, that sort of thing. See if she’s whacked anybody before.
Sam: Right.
Dean: Don’t go surfing porn, that’s not the kind of whacking I mean.

Dean: Dude, this is sweet! I never get to work jobs like this.
Sam: Like what?
Dean: Old-school haunted houses. Secret passageways, sissy British accents. We might even get to run into Fred and Daphne while we're inside. Mmm, Daphne...love her.

Since I love Alan Rickman and Die Hard...

Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite

I love die hard!

This is my favorite sequence of the movie Serenity:

[As Serenity begins a fiery dive into atmo, a panel on the bow breaks off, flying over the cockpit's viewport.]
Mal: What was that?
Wash: Did you see that?
Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Wash: It did seem to resemble—
Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
[Serenity shudders.]
Wash: Looks like.
Mal: I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of it!
Wash: Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting!
Wash: [deadpan] "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: [on the ship intercom] This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight… turbulence, and then… explode. [to Wash] Can you shave the vector?
Wash: I'm doing it! It's not enough.
Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definitely.

Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on taking? You only got the two arms.
Jayne: Well, I just get excitable as to choice. Like to have my options open.
Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Yeah, well what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Mal: ...No grenades.
Jayne: Huh?
Mal: No grenades!
Jayne: Aww!

Zoë: We crashing again?
Mal: Talk to your husband. Mule prepped?
Zoë: Good to go, sir. Just loading her up. [She turns to Jayne as Mal walks off.] Those grenades?
Jayne: Yeah, Captain doesn't want them.
Zoë: Jayne, we're robbing the place. We're not occupying it.

Nope, best line from Serenity

River: I just swallowed a bug...

[And from Firefly]

Jayne: Shiny (Which is said quite a few times in different episodes)

okay this is going to seem corny but Pirates of the Carribean, there are mass amounts of quotes i could do but im going to pick ones that makes me giggle.


Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back


Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Elizabeth: Captain Sparrow? (shes dressed as a guy)
Jack:Come to join me crew lad? Welcome aboard.
Elizabeth: I've come to find the man I love
Jack: I'm deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea (turns to Gibbs and gives him a funny look)
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner Captain Sparrow
Jack: Elizabeth? (turns to Gibbs) hide the rum!
-hehehe

The I've got a Jar of dirt re-mixlol the jar of dirt phrase, love that.

here's a link to a video that deals with that. A friend of mine gave me this link months ago. It's hilarious, well to me that is.


here's a quote, from INTERVIE WITH THE VAMPIRE

Lestat(Tom Cruise)- I will give you the choice, I never had.

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FREAKING VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!! i seriousally was laughing for like 10 minutes!!!!

Now i have to put this in here : HAIRSPRAY!

Link Larkin: I shoulda been there, beside her. I can't sleep. I can't eat...
Edna Turnblad: You can't eat? Well, come on in and worry with us. I'll make you some pork.

Link Larkin: [to Tracy] I think knowing you is the start of a pretty big adventure.

Link Larkin, Tracy Turnblad, Penny Pingleton, Seaweed: [ending the song "Without Love"] Darlin' you had best believe me, never leave me without love!
Edna Turnblad: [called from off camera] Link, your pork is ready!


Link Larkin: [bumping into Tracy] Sorry little darlin. Hope I didn't dent your 'do.

--If you can't already tell my favorite charactor is link ;) , who protrayed by the one the only Zac.

One of the films I always love to quote is American Psycho. So deliciously disturbing.


Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Patrick Bateman: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman: You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet.
Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
Patrick Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.

Patrick Bateman: [voice-over] There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

American Psycho... what a movie ;_; <3

The only quotes that are coming to my mind now, for some reason, are from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

Perry: Did your dad love you?
Harry: Only when I dressed up like a beer bottle, how about you?
Perry: Well, he used to beat me in morse code, so it's possible, but he never said the words.

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Mulan

Mushu- I LIVE!!


Elder Ancestor- And you, O Demoted One?
Mushu (crestfallen)- I... ring the gong

Mushu(directed towards the deceased ancestors)- Just one chance. Is that too much to ask?

It's not like it's not gonna kill ya


Mushu (waking Mulan Up)- Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to see you.

Mushu- Then you have to kick the other kid's butt
Mulan(mouth full of rice) - But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt
Mushu- Don't talk with your mouth full, now let's see your war face..

Mulan stares, bulging cheeks

Mushu- OH I think my bunny slippers ran for cover

Emperor- You don't see a girl like that every dynasty